Re: Random thoughts
Ahhhh, what better thread to share my morning commute story!
So I'm driving to work this morning. Stuck in traffic. I take a glance at the car besides me. The driver (guy) is almost knuckle deep in his left nostril. Seriously, Lara Croft or Indiana Jones had nothing on this cave explorer.
I turn in disgust and focus on moving up a couple of inches. Stopped again. Guy is still digging for treasure.
Move up again. I turn back and he's still digging. I wait a bit and hope that he turns to look at me and realize what he's doing but no luck.
Turn back to face the road and move up another few inches. About 20-30 seconds has passed in this whole ordeal.
I look back at him one last time and I see him pull out the most disgusting super-sized booger I have ever seen. It was more long that wide, but still uber-gross!!
At this point, curiosity overcame disgust so I kept looking, hoping he wouldn't put it in his mouth (but secretly wanting him to). He began rolling it up... classic thumb and index maneuver. At this point, I expect him to lower his window and gracefully remove the goo-ball from his fingers. Well he didn't... the dude just made a miniature snot patty and ate it as if it was a small jujube!!!
Needless to say, my planned order at McD's this morning before I got to work was to include a McMuffin with sausage, a hash brown (maybe supersize to get 2) and a coffee... I ended up ordering just a small black coffee as I couldn't get the ''patty eating incident'' out of my head. Now, 2.5 hours later... I'm still not in the mood for food!
Keeper league 14 teams (H2H, 20 active players keep 16 NHLers, 16 minors)
Scoring Cats: G-A-PTS-PPG-PPA-(+/-)-HITS-BLK-SHP-SOG-FOW-GWG / W-L-SVS-SV%-GAA-SO
C- Crosby, Barzal, Bennett, Schmaltz, Cooley, Novak
W- Forsberg, Batherson, Nichuskin, Tuch, Konecny, Maccelli, Sharangovich, Bertuzzi, Neighbours, Reichel, Holloway
D- Carlson, Rielly, Klingberg
G- Hellebuyck, Demko, Merzlikins, Vejmelka
Minors:
F: Fantilli, Bourgault, Perreault, Cowan, Ohgren, N. Foote, Goyette, Iskhakov, Denisenko, Tracey
D: Simashev, Willander, Lambos
G: Schmidt, Rodrigue, DiPietro, Gaudreau, McKay