Ha!
Living in Scotland, those two are absolutely true! Though the unbearable one needs a slight change based on current feeling over here: 'Oh God they are going to be (even more) unbearable.'
I thought this was good ... you have to read some of the small text too, not just the headlines!
http://twistedsifter.com/2014/06/if-...the-world-cup/
Ha!
Living in Scotland, those two are absolutely true! Though the unbearable one needs a slight change based on current feeling over here: 'Oh God they are going to be (even more) unbearable.'
the bottom of the France one is gold! "Francoise Hollande, who is set to officially declare next week that Shakespeare basically dicks all over Voltaire, Camus, Dumas, Hugo and rest of them."
Love these!
And... like Canada's water consumption during the Olympic Hockey... I'd love to see England's water consumption at halftime & following matches.
That would be great.
I think this one is my favourite because of the "article"
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"Holding his ninth pint of the evening aloft, the Prime Minister told a room of dignitaries: "Wait. Wait. You know what? Bollocks to work. Lets all just get twatted for the next four weeks"
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Oh that was good. This is probably the only team in the world that lets me down more than the Leafs.
saw this on Twitter
Peter Nurse @PeterNurse1 · Jun 11
The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ‘It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,"’ said Jose, age 6.
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BAHAHAHAHAHA! I was jsut gonna post eh same thing. Quite funny that.
that same joke comes up every tournament ..... 4 years ago in South Africa it was:
The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Jamal, aged six.