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    ha, i can just hear donald and garys voices doing that. especially gary beating around the bush on every question.
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    Nice post, I got a few laughs out of this one
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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeyrobot View Post
    Really enjoyed that one. Might have to pick up the DGB book
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    I feel sorry for the real pizza man who has to deliver Bettman's house a real pizza. You think that SOB ever tips? Maybe a dollar...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dongjohnson View Post
    I feel sorry for the real pizza man who has to deliver Bettman's house a real pizza. You think that SOB ever tips? Maybe a dollar...
    It's always a percentage based tip and he always wants a chunk of it back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    It's always a percentage based tip and he always wants a chunk of it back.
    I'm pretty sure GB would say something like this, "Now, I know that people typically tip a couple of dollars for a single pizza and I'm aware that this is an order with three larges but after you consider taxes, amortization and how I assumed all the risk by ordering the pizzas, why would I give you so much?"
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