Funniest Article Ever??

[TwoPuckCanuck]

Well guys I stumbled across this gem this morning. Another great article by Down Goes Brown.

Its a ficitonal, but hilarious rapport between Commish Bettman, Colie Campbell and some ex-NHLers. A MUST READ! :

http://sports.nationalpost.com/2011/...ls-goon-squad/

Please tell me this is the funniest thing you've seen! haha

[Shake]

haha good find. The Roenick piece is great.

Love the " You know Wendel is here, Chainsaw stops" hahaha

[Thieving Giraffe]

Bettman: Good idea. Our next candidate is former Maple Leaf captain Wendel Clark. Why the interest in this job, Wendel?

Wendel Clark: Well, I’m really concerned about all the dirty hits these days. So I’d institute a strict policy to reduce them.

Campbell: Which is?

Clark: First offence, I punch you in the face.

Campbell: Wow. And on a second offence?

Clark (cracking knuckles): There wouldn’t be any second offences.

Campbell: Good point.

Brilliant.

[dyzfunctioned]

Roenick I’m afraid that’s not possible. Once I get going I’m not physically capable of silence.

Haha, that's hilarious. Thanks for posting.

[kevinsrangers]

haha, that is good.

[Bomm Bastic]

LMFAO!!! Oh that has me in tears....

Roenick (still talking to himself) And then I say to Chelios, "Loosen up old man, it's the '90s"�

I can't make it past the Roenick bit......oh damn....that's awesome!

[duballstar014]

I literally spit my Monster energy drink on the desk when I read this part:

Roenick And then I deked past the twitching corpse of Sami Kapenen, went in and scored the overtime winner!

[horrorfan]

I love Down Goes Brown - thanks for posting. Another great one.

[MXHockey]

LMFAO!!! Oh that has me in tears....

Roenick (still talking to himself) And then I say to Chelios, "Loosen up old man, it's the '90s"�

I can't make it past the Roenick bit......oh damn....that's awesome!

Man that was great. The Roenick quotes were by far the best.

Thanks for posting.

Cheers.