Holy shit people... what is happening to us? How do I keep missing out on these long threads?
The way I see it the thread was started by Dutch in an obviously sarcastic tone for assumably entertainment qualities with some social commentary. It was done tastefully and respectfully.
Plus, it's DUTCH. If you haven't come to expect that type of blunt humor from him, you haven't been here that long.
Limited Keeper - Keep 5
Auction draft with a budget of $600. Whatever is left becomes your acquisition budget for the season. At the end of the season 50% of your budget is carried over to the next year.
Keeper players are taxed +$10 for forwards with over 75 pts. +$5 for forwards under 74pts. +$0 for forwards under 50pts.
D = +$10 for 65pts +$5 for under 64pts +$0 under 40
G = +$10 for 32W +$5 for under 31W & +$0 under 15W
(G) (A) 25, (+/-) 5, (PIM) 3, (PPG) 7.5, (PPA) 5, (SHG) 10, (SHA) 7.5
(SOG) 1 (W) 50, (L) -20, (GA) -5, (SV) 2, (SHO) 50