"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
10 Team, 60 Player Roster
G, A, PTS, PPP, PIM, BLKs, Hits, +/-, Shots, W, GAA, SV%, Saves
C- JHughes, Trocheck, RThomas, Zegras, Norris, Bennett, PLD, Stephenson, Danualt
RW- Raymond, Stone, TWilson, Toffoli, KJohnson, Nyqvist, Zary
LW- Keller, Schmaltz, Bunting, Skinner, Barbashev, Duclair
D- QHughes, McAvoy, Doughty, Heiskanen, LHughes, Mintyukov
G- Shesterkin, Demko, Andersen, Kahkonen, Levi, Tarasov, Annunen
Notable Prospects- Nikishin, Kulich, Leonard, Wood, Perreault, Lekkermaki, Ostlund, Othmman, REvans, L-Heureux, Ivanov, Murashov
Chicago. Puke. This was worst case IMO.
Those Hawks fans are pretty lucky….Toews, Kane out, Bedard in….
1) 16 teams full keeper H2H. Start 9F, 4D, 1G, 2 Championships
pts: (D : 7 pts G /5 pts A), (F : 5pts G /3 pts A), (G : 10 pts W / 5 pts SO), (D/F : 1 pt +/-, 0.5 pts PIM, 0.1 FOW, 0.2 Hits, 0.3 pts SOG, PP and SH).
Forward : Aho, Svechnikov, PLDubois, Giroux, Couture, Wheeler, Cozens, Karlsson, Vrana, Anderson,Greenway,
Defenses : Dahlin, Fox, Doughty, Toews, , Slavin, Miller
Goalies : Oettinger, Vanecek, Bobrovsky
Prospects : Dostal, Schmid, Chinakhov, Bordeleau, Ostlund, Brindley, Gulyayev
Of course he goes to CHItown. Let the rebuild officially begin.
We live in a simulation man.
10 Team H2H Points 1 Year League
2020 Runner Up, 2021 Champion, 2022 Champion
That draft - for me, fantasy-wise - went as badly as it could.
In keeper league #1 - already own the #1 overall pick, wanted Bedard to land anywhere but Chicago... statistically.
In keeper league #2 - matched with wherever CBJ picks, I slide down to pick #3. (Well, it could've been worse, Chicago could've won and somebody could've jumped to #2, landing me at #4... so... not the "worst possible" outcome...)
Bah.
Time to distract myself with some Oilers vs. VGK... hey, there's already goals! (plural)
Brutal just brutal. How many times is Chicago going to fail upwards? How many times will they be rewarded over and over again for playing inept hockey and being run by inept management?
The most egregious part to me is that they had the gall to trade Debrincat and Dach as part of this "plan". Hell they even brought in a ringer goalie to tankharder when it looked like Soderblom might steal some wins. Its one thing if you don't have much of a roster to ice and don't want to waste resources surrounding it with immediate talent but to make moves tat are overtly bad cause you have a bone for Bedard??!! I feel sick..
One things certain the next time Bettman insists teams aren't tanking in the league- that they're not incentives to do exactly that- this is getting memed!
I know its a lottery and I know why its in place but...
This is just a sad day for hockey...