For some people this might be an improvement.
Or maybe a new way to role play.![]()
Canada's top doctor recommends wearing masks during sex (ladies, I'll be wearing my Brad Pitt mask), while public health officials in British Columbia suggest using glory holes! I honestly thought this was going to be a parody:
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
For some people this might be an improvement.
Or maybe a new way to role play.![]()
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10 minutes ago I would've thought it was "about the same", turns out it's actually "more likely." Who would've guessed?
Wait, what end am I on? eh, already voted.
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
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Worth every second in this thread .... LMAO!
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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
So glad I clicked on this thread, needed some laughs.
This sort of advice could never come from the US with its overly religious takes on sexuality.
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I'm just wondering who the two people were who didn't know what a glory hole was...
Haha - just stumbled upon this thread! OMG - I love it!!!
The kissing part of sexual activity is overrated!
Men have dreamed of this day FOREVER!
It is here. COVID. Our time!!!
(This is all sort of tongue-in-cheek... but feel free to burn me and act like it's serious if you want to!!!)