That was pretty hilarious. My favorite part was with the teenagers
If you are a gym-rat, you will appreciate this. If you aren't, you will get a chuckle out of this video.
10 Team, Points Only, Cash League
25 Man Roster (no position), top 20 point getters count at end of month
Keep 20/25 at seasons end, Cut 5 to FA for redrafting
Goalie points W=2pt L=-1pt SHO=2pt
Stamkos, Tavares, Eichel, Mercer, JRobertson, RThomas, Kucherov, Nugent-Hopkins, Tuch, KConnor, Necas, Point, Konecny, SJarvis, Cozenz, Morrissey, Bouchard, Josi, Novak, Tolvanen, Peterka, SBennett
G- Vasilevskiy, Sorokin, Oettinger
"Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but dont stare.. Unless you're wearing sunglasses."
That was pretty hilarious. My favorite part was with the teenagers
great post Axeman - enjoyed this! Parts of it are spot on...unfortunately the time of the resolutioners is upon us. Happy New Year!
Keeper Team: $300 Auction draft, 10 F, 5 D, 3 G, 5 Bench
Keep For Following Year: 3 F, 2 D, 1 G
11 Team, Rotisserie G A PTS +/- PIMS PPG PPA SHP GWG W GAA SV% SO
F: Marner, Eichel, Hughes, Crosby, Kopitar, Rust, O'Reilly, Giroux, Horvat, Palat, Podkolzin, Jenner, Copp*, Colton*
D: Toews, Byram, Letang, Theodore, Hamilton
G: Campbell, Fleury, Knight, Quick
IR: *Cirelli, *DeBrusk
10 Team, Points Only, Cash League
25 Man Roster (no position), top 20 point getters count at end of month
Keep 20/25 at seasons end, Cut 5 to FA for redrafting
Goalie points W=2pt L=-1pt SHO=2pt
Stamkos, Tavares, Eichel, Mercer, JRobertson, RThomas, Kucherov, Nugent-Hopkins, Tuch, KConnor, Necas, Point, Konecny, SJarvis, Cozenz, Morrissey, Bouchard, Josi, Novak, Tolvanen, Peterka, SBennett
G- Vasilevskiy, Sorokin, Oettinger
"Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but dont stare.. Unless you're wearing sunglasses."
I work/sit online all day as an analyst, so the gym helps keep me moving. Provides some needed alone time from day to day family living as well. I would likely go crazy without it!
Keeper Team: $300 Auction draft, 10 F, 5 D, 3 G, 5 Bench
Keep For Following Year: 3 F, 2 D, 1 G
11 Team, Rotisserie G A PTS +/- PIMS PPG PPA SHP GWG W GAA SV% SO
F: Marner, Eichel, Hughes, Crosby, Kopitar, Rust, O'Reilly, Giroux, Horvat, Palat, Podkolzin, Jenner, Copp*, Colton*
D: Toews, Byram, Letang, Theodore, Hamilton
G: Campbell, Fleury, Knight, Quick
IR: *Cirelli, *DeBrusk
Keeper Team: $300 Auction draft, 10 F, 5 D, 3 G, 5 Bench
Keep For Following Year: 3 F, 2 D, 1 G
11 Team, Rotisserie G A PTS +/- PIMS PPG PPA SHP GWG W GAA SV% SO
F: Marner, Eichel, Hughes, Crosby, Kopitar, Rust, O'Reilly, Giroux, Horvat, Palat, Podkolzin, Jenner, Copp*, Colton*
D: Toews, Byram, Letang, Theodore, Hamilton
G: Campbell, Fleury, Knight, Quick
IR: *Cirelli, *DeBrusk
Hahaha... Too funny. Thanks for sharing.
12 teams, Yahoo H2H, daily, keep 5.
3C, 3LW, 3RW, 6D, 2G, 5BN, IR+
G, A, P, +/-, PIM, PPP, SHP, GWG, SOG, FW, HIT, BLK
W, GAA, SA, SV%, SHO
C: McDavid, MacKinnon, Eichel, Pettersson
LW: M.Tkachuk (+RW), Zucker (+RW), Coleman (+RW), N.Foligno (+C)
RW: Kucherov, Svechnikov (+LW), W.Nylander (+C), Kassian
D: Karlsson, Hughes,Doughty, Ekblad, Hronek, McNabb, Cernak
G: Lehner, Grubauer, Francouz
IR+:
As a gym rat, that is effin' hilarious. I was recently a victim of a senior citizen locker room ball sack attack. Those dudes have zero shame.
@SmittysRant
That was awesome, good share.
WHL - World Hockey League (24-Team Daily H2H)
Weighted Scoring: G(1),A(1),PPP(0.5),+/-(0.5), SOG/PIM/HIT/BLK(all 0.05), FOW-C(0.01)
Edmonton Roadrunners
C(3): Tavares, Couture, Girgensons
LW(3): Helm, Ott, Soderberg
RW(3): Ryan, Gallagher, Simmonds
F(3): Hemsky, Paquette, Markus Granlund
D(6): OEL, Gudas, Johnson, Savard, Quincey, Wideman
G(1): Halak, Smith, Lindback
Bench: Stoll, Stajan, Mckenzie, Pulkkinen
Prospects(10): Straka, Chartier, Crouse, EK Eriksson, Tuch, Koekkoek, Max Reinhart, Zboril, Bibeau, Jarry
RIP- Phil Philthy Animal Taylor- September 21, 1954-November 11, 2015.
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
UHL - Detroit Red Wings
24 team H2H (W-:L) Dynasty - 3C/LW/RW/F, 6D, 1G.
G/A/(+/-)/PIM/SOG/PPP/SHP/GWG/HIT/BLK/FOW
W/GAA/SV/SV%/SHO
NHL Cap + 1M salary cap (AAV)