Why isn't that an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty? Perry is such a dick. Karma is coming for him in a big way.
Nice prank on the opposition!
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15-Team Keeper, points only, best 12 fwd, 4 dman, 2 G count. Playoffs count.
F - T. Thompson, Thomas, Nylander, Benson, Guentzel, Fiala, Quinn, Mittelstadt, Hagel, Zacha, Kovalenko, Berggren, Brink, Ostlund
G - Vejmelka, L. Thompson, Levi, Comrie, Daws
D - Hronek, Morrissey, Lundkvist, Girard, Brannstrom, Hanifin, Severson, Nikishin, Andrae
Why isn't that an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty? Perry is such a dick. Karma is coming for him in a big way.
10 team pts-only keeper league - keep 10 plus 10 from past/present farm. No bench: entire active roster counts. Goalies: 2 pts/win + 3/shutout. 82 adds / year. NHL playoffs count for separate prize.
F: J Eichel, M Tkachuk, J Guentzel, E Pettersson, P Laine, R Thomas, C Kreider, M Boldy, J Kyrou, M Backlund, F Vatrano, N Niederreiter, R Rakell, M Marchment, M Domi
D: A Fox, S Theodore, R Andersson, B Montour, S Durzi, D Keith
G: F Andersen, S Knight, J Swayman
IR: J Hughes, M Stone, M Grzelcyk, S Perunovich
Farm: L Raymond, O Wahlstrom, S Skinner, C Addison, Y Chinakhov, J Perreault
Haha, love it! People will over-react but they forget that these guys are buddies and have been team-mates many times raking in golds for Team Canada at various levels.
10 team, head-to-head, multi-cat, keep-12 keeper league. CATS: G,A,+/-,PPP,PIM,SOG,HITS BS,SHP, W,SV,SV%,GAA,SO Daily rosters of 6F, 4D, 2 Flex, 2G
F: Crosby, Hall, Pacioretty, Hartnell, Neal, Nugent-Hopkins, Callahan, Dubinsky, Hossa, Huberdeau, Abdelkader, Bjugstad (IR)
D: Karlsson, Hedman, Muzzin, Savard, Streit (IR)
G: Lundqvist, Quick, Condon
I think its awesome. Even if they hated each other, playoff hockey antics!
16 Team H2H League (Keep 6)
3C - 3LW - 3RW - 6D - 2G
2013 1st place, 2014 1st place, 2015 1st place
G, A, +/-, PIM, SOG, HIT, BLK GS, W, GAA, SV%, SO
C= Stall, Marchessault, Hayes, Suzuki
LW= Svechnikov, Goodrow, DeBrusk,
RW= P.Kane, Kucherov, Fiala, Johnson
D= Rielly, Borowieki, Fowler, Hagg, Murphy
G= Demko, Samsonov, Jarry, Allen, Shesterkin, Talbot
I totally expect Carter to take a dump in Perry's helmet.
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Perry is one of the best trolling players ever
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...045010187.html
Even though he’s one of the NHL’s most lethal goal scorers, Corey Perry of the Anaheim Ducks can also pest with the best of them.
Look no further than this sneaky little prank he played on Jeff Carter of the Los Angeles Kings, saturating the inside of his glove with his water bottle during a stoppage of play in Game 2 of their series on Monday night.
You can see Carter explaining the flooding to the linesman after the prank.
None of this is likely surprising to Carter, who summed up his impressions of Perry as a player in a 2013 interview with Mayor’s Manor:
“Corey Perry’s a little rat,” Carter joked. “I know him really well, but he’s a rat on the ice.”
Tell us how you really feel Jeff. “I love him off the ice, we’re good buddies. But, on the ice, he’s a weasel man, he’s dirty. He’s one hell of a player though.”
And also a heck of a rat weasel, and one quite handy with a water bottle.
10 Team, Points Only, Cash League
25 Man Roster (no position), top 20 point getters count at end of month
Keep 20/25 at seasons end, Cut 5 to FA for redrafting
Goalie points W=2pt L=-1pt SHO=2pt
Stamkos, Tavares, Eichel, Mercer, JRobertson, RThomas, Kucherov, Nugent-Hopkins, Tuch, KConnor, Necas, Point, Konecny, SJarvis, Cozenz, Morrissey, Bouchard, Josi, Novak, Tolvanen, Peterka, SBennett
G- Vasilevskiy, Sorokin, Oettinger
"Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but dont stare.. Unless you're wearing sunglasses."
Perry's at it again
H2H 12 team 6 player Keeper League
Goals/Assists/Points/PlusMinus/PPP/Pims/Hits/SOG
Wins/GAA/SV%
C: Seguin, Stamkos, Couturier, Toews, Dzingel
LW: Panarin, Rakell,Schmaltz, Bertuzzi, Haula
RW: Tarasenko, Marner,Kucherov
D: Hamilton, Klingberg, Schultz, Faulk, Ghost, Gustafson.
G:Murray
Excellent!
That's good stuff... both of these guys have been so deep in the playoffs so many times that they are still having a little fun when the clock isn't running.
There's a couple different tiers of hockey types during the game.
Some guys (Crosby, Toews) are focused throughout the whole game, including during stoppages & intermissions.
Some guys (Perry, Kane) are focused while the clock is running, but can actually switch back to their punk-ish selves when the clock is not running.
Carter was obviously annoyed... but this is just funny & nothing serious.
Carter won't even care beyond 5 seconds from the fact, except that somebody will ask him about it and he'll reflect on his feeling in the moment of it happening.
Some of these guys are still kids when they have their skates on... part of what makes hockey the best sport in the world - good modesty & humour among players.
Corey Perry is great. That is all.
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Forwards: G=2, A=1, PP/SH= +1, GWG= +2, Shootout G=1, HT= +1
D-Men/Captain: G=3/A=2
Goalies: W=3, OTL=1, SO= +2, SV= .10
Start = 13F, 6D, 2G / Keep 44 (3G)
Captain: Matthews
(F): MacKinnon, Pasta, Marner, Rantanen, Malkin, Barkov, M.Tkachuk, W.Nylander, Pettersson, Gaudreau, Laine, Keller, Miller, B.Tkachuk, Stutzle, DeBrincat, L.Raymond, K.Johnson, Cozens, Quinn, Guenther, Kulich, Cooley
(D): Makar, Dahlin, Q.Hughes, Ekblad, Rielly, Werenski, Letang, Jones, Chychrun, Seider, Edvinsson, Jiricek, Korchinski, Mintyukov, Ceulemans, Hutson
(G): Shesterkin, Demko, Vejmelka
Perry, a guy I love to hate, but would love him on my team. The King of Trolls.
F-Jarvis,Aho,Mittlestadt,Byfield,Berggren,Brink,Chyt il,Dach,Kakko,Kaliyev,
Cooley,Newhook,Macelli,Marchenko,Meier,Michkov,Per fetti,Reichel,Stankoven
D-Bean,Hutson,Mateychuk,Mintyukov,Seider,Addison,Kor chinski
G-Kotchetkov,Oettinger,Wallstedt,Dostal,Knight,Taras ov
F-G,A=1pt (14 count)
D-G,A=2pt,+- (8 count)
G-Win=2pts,T=1,SO=1,G,A=1 (3 count)
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