Has anyone here gotten a vasectomy? How was it? Did it feel like your manhood getting ripped out? Do you pee sitting down now? How does the process work?
Derek Reese - Future Hall of Famer
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H2H, Salary Cap 108 Mil, Player actual salaries
1 Week scoring period
G,A,PTS,GWG,PIM,SOG,STP,HT,BL,+/-,W,GAA,SV,SO
Starters: 12 Forwards, 6 Defense, 2 Goalies
F - Marchand, Marner, Marchessault, Stamkos, Tuch, Comtois, Farabee, Bennett, McCann, W. Nylander, Nugent-Hopkins, Kapanen
D - Barrie, Oleksiak, Suter, Gudbranson, Savard, Lyubushkin, Ferraro
G - Saros, Rittich
Bench - Mittelstadt, Reimer, Roslovic, Keller, Reaves, Toews
Prospects - Byfield, Mercer, Veleno, Chmelevski, Tippett, Comrie, Tomasino, Valimaki, Gustavsson, Wolf
You just have to look at it with the cup half full. At least you will be able to sleep around with other women and have one less thing to worry about.
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+/-,G,A,GWG,PTS,STP,PIM,SOG,HT,BS,GAA,SO,SV,W
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Goalie: Rask, Hellebuyck
Reserves: D.Strome, Jo.Benn, Polak, C.Crawford , M.Jones, A.Dell, Koskinen
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I'm agree with gainerama, you'll get to fill the cup of other women and you won't have half as much to worry about!
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I've had one. Do you seriously want to know about it?
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Goalie points W=2pt L=-1pt SHO=2pt
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G- Vasilevskiy, Sorokin, Oettinger
"Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but dont stare.. Unless you're wearing sunglasses."
Eh, I don't think "gift" means what your wife thinks it means.
Fear not, you're not being neutered. It's just a severing of tubes and a tie-off. You're not actually going to wake up sans cojones - and the consequential loss of testosterone.
Your eggs will still be all in one basket, as it were. Feel free to skeet-skeet-skeet as you wish.
@SmittysRant
Derek Reese - Future Hall of Famer
14 Team NHL Salary Cap Dynasty
H2H, Salary Cap 108 Mil, Player actual salaries
1 Week scoring period
G,A,PTS,GWG,PIM,SOG,STP,HT,BL,+/-,W,GAA,SV,SO
Starters: 12 Forwards, 6 Defense, 2 Goalies
F - Marchand, Marner, Marchessault, Stamkos, Tuch, Comtois, Farabee, Bennett, McCann, W. Nylander, Nugent-Hopkins, Kapanen
D - Barrie, Oleksiak, Suter, Gudbranson, Savard, Lyubushkin, Ferraro
G - Saros, Rittich
Bench - Mittelstadt, Reimer, Roslovic, Keller, Reaves, Toews
Prospects - Byfield, Mercer, Veleno, Chmelevski, Tippett, Comrie, Tomasino, Valimaki, Gustavsson, Wolf
Maybe your wife is planning on revealing her true gift for you on Christmas - a threesome with her hot friend you've been coveting - and the vasectomy is her way of ensuring no accidents?
I can't promise I'll try but I'll try to try.