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    Quote Originally Posted by MT319 View Post
    See everyone always complains about mass society this and that but the way I see simply by understand what the subordinate following clowns that represent "mass society" are doing just makes it that much easier the wade around all the clowns and nonsense on your own end instead of wasting your time...more of a benefit than a disadvantage in my book
    Huh.....?
    sounds deep though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Ev View Post
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    Good Gawd Lanky.
    You have WAYYYY to much time on your hands.
    I know, he over-analyzes everything. Where's mcgoo when you need him?
    Big Ev: I mean... you posted it... so I assumed you wanted feedback and analysis... otherwise, you'd just be a troll...

    you're not a troll are you?

    Hybrid: I type quickly and my mind moves a mile a minute.

    Quote Originally Posted by MT319 View Post
    See, everyone always complains about "mass society this" and "mass society that," but the way I see it, simply by understanding what the subordinate, following clowns (that represent "mass society") are doing, just makes it that much easier the wade around all [deleted] said clowns and their nonsense on your own end, instead of wasting your time... It's more of a benefit than a disadvantage in my book
    you guys honestly think that driving a vespa to work and wearing slippers while riding represents "mass society?"

    P.S. I edited your post in my quote for those that found it hard to follow (as it was written, it is pretty hard to follow lol)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Ev View Post
    LOL I got negative rep that said "Green is not a douche".

    What is he, John Edward? "I'm not a douche!"
    lol that neg rep thing is f-ing hilarious. I got some once and all that was noted was "be nice to [name here]"

    No sig. 'Bout pissed myself....
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    The conserving fuel point doesn't really help the argument that he isn't a douche. Nobody likes people who drive Hybrid cars!

    Green's probably also a vegetarian who wears a Snuggie while watching Battle of the Blades!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Ev View Post
    The conserving fuel point doesn't really help the argument that he isn't a douche. Nobody likes people who drive Hybrid cars!

    Green's probably also a vegetarian who wears a Snuggie while watching Battle of the Blades!
    How does any of that make him a douche though lol?

    I don't follow your logic train at all mate... It's like an trying to find the start and finish of an M.C. Escher picture.

    If he wants to be a vegetarian, wear a snuggie and watch battle of the blades, good for him. Who am I to judge him for that? I like certain foods more than others, I like being warm, and my tastes in t.v. and movies aren't the same as the next guy...

    does that make me a douche? because seriously, by your standard, I'm starting to think that you believe everyone is a douche.
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    I swear... sometimes I think that Big Ev posts about mike green just because he misses me... either that or he misses the pretty dancers in my avatar.

    I'm sure Big Ev likes pretty dancers.
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    From Urban Dictionary:
    "a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas"

    I do not see any valid argument in this thread to consider mike green a douche.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lanky522 View Post
    I swear... sometimes I think that Big Ev posts about mike green just because he misses me... either that or he misses the pretty dancers in my avatar.

    I'm sure Big Ev likes pretty dancers.
    Nothing wrong with pretty dancers......
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackGold View Post
    From Urban Dictionary:
    "a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas"

    I do not see any valid argument in this thread to consider mike green a douche.
    You do realize that there are thousands of definitions for douche on UB, right? LOL

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    I think Green's a bit of a fruit, but I still like him. He seems a bit full of himself but doesn't care what people think. I wouldn't either if I was making 5 times more than 90% of the population. The Vespa thing seemed like a set-up to me though.. highly doubt he does that everyday. At least he's not driving around in the cliche mercedes like every other mediocre athlete and wannabe actor.

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    Now Ray Emery, there's a man:



    That White Hummer was legendary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Ev View Post
    You do realize that there are thousands of definitions for douche on UB, right? LOL
    Somewhere in those thousand definitions is your name used as an example.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leafs2010 View Post
    Somewhere in those thousand definitions is your name used as an example.
    hahahaha... generally I try to discourage this sort of posting... but this actually drew a chuckle from me haha...

    If i weren't sure that Big Ev would take it in stride, I'd be a bit more worried lol... but lets not start talking about users too much here... this thread is after all a discussion of mike green and vagina cleaning. Let's keep it at that.
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    Ugh, why'd you have to quote Leafs2010, I have him on my ignore list...now I can see his nonsense.

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    wait... we have ignore lists?

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