Mike Green's Douchiness

[MT319]

I dunno with this guy anymore..voluntarily chose to go to an all-male college..drives a pastel colored vespa...future might be pointing more towards a career on broadway than as a serious NHL defenseman...sell high

[A Watch]

Why the homophobia?

[Loch]

Whether he's going to practice or not, that's not the point. The point is he's a flaming douche and this is clear evidence! Watch the episode, there are many other examples of his douchiness (lying to the refs, whining about an injury, looking at Ovie's junk, etc.).

This comment sums up Mike Green, it's from a poster named MattfromWestNY that I found on ThePensBlog:

Yep... because if I want an honest and impartial review of a Caps player PensBlog is where I'd go looking!

[lanky522]

Yep... because if I want an honest and impartial review of a Caps player PensBlog is where I'd go looking!

Firstly... LOL.

Whether he's going to practice or not, that's not the point. The point is he's a flaming douche and this is clear evidence! Watch the episode, there are many other examples of his douchiness (lying to the refs, whining about an injury, looking at Ovie's junk, etc.).

This comment sums up Mike Green, it's from a poster named MattfromWestNY that I found on ThePensBlog:

Secondly...

I don't know what kind of women you hang out with Big Ev... but I've never actually heard of a "flaming douche." I'm pretty sure that no woman would ever use one... and I'm sure that the product likely doesn't exist.

So in that vein... I'll go a step farther with the mike green analogies.

• Mike Green is a bloody Jedi Knight.
• Mike Green is an adventurous Dragon.
• Mike Green is a wild Loch Ness Monster.
• Mike Green is an immortal Greek deity.

Hmmm... This is fun... it's like a game of mad libs... Is this what you do ALL day Big Ev? You just throw together random adjectives with "douche" so that you can call people things that don't actually exist in the real world?

I've figured you out Big Ev. I now know the method to your very evident madness.

P.S. How does driving an energy conserving vehicle to practice make him a douche (or your ignorant ideal of what the word means)? Furthermore... why does wearing slippers make him a douche? I'm just not sure as to why either of these things are any more proof of the guy's character than the pictures of him on his website you so often site.

Anyways... if i had to judge him by that clip, I'd say he's a pretty laid back guy that doesn't give a rat's ass about what society thinks of him. He marches to the beat of his own drum...

When/Where I grew up that was a good thing. "Individuality" we called it. But I guess in your narrow mind, it's grounds for being called a device that women use to clean their vaginas...

Then again... Maybe that's your point... Because I'm fairly certain that women that mike green comes in contact with probably do a lot more vagina cleaning after meeting him (if you know what i mean) than women you come across.

P.P.S. I also wanted to comment on something else that was talked about above: "Ovechkin living with his parents." I'd like to remind you guys... that Ovechkin is from Russia. You know, that big ass country across the ocean? His parents live with him... not the other way around.

There's a big difference between a guy living with his parents (not the case in the instance), and a guy who becomes very wealthy, and invites his parents to live with him.

Most people don't have the balls in this society to invite their parents to live with them (because of what people might consequently think about them). I mean seriously... he's wealthy enough that he could pay 2 hot ass chicks to live with him wearing nothing but thongs (1 to cook, 1 to clean)... but he chooses to have his parents live with him instead. This actually gave me a lot of respect for the guy.

[MT319]

Why the homophobia?

Homophobia is a fear of gay people....making a joke about someone dumping his NHL aspirations for a career on Broadway is simply that..a joke...big difference between the two

[littleranger]

How do I negative rep Mike Green...

I remember watching a Cribs episode and he said something like 'I bought these clothes cause guys in the UFC wear them...and I like UFC'...something stupid like that what an idiot.

[lanky522]

How do I negative rep Mike Green...

I remember watching a Cribs episode and he said something like 'I bought these clothes cause guys in the UFC wear them...and I like UFC'...something stupid like that what an idiot.

WTF... are you serious mate?

Do you own a hockey jersey?

I imagine you do... as I'd imagine probably 95% of the posters on this site do...

So tell me... why did you buy it? Did you maybe buy it because:

"guys in the [NHL] wear them... and [you] like the [NHL]?"

I mean come on... Is this "post without thinking first day" or something?

[Big Ev]

I know flaming douche doesn't make sense. It's just hilarious to use.

Green's a pile of douche, 'nuff said. He can't be defended. He's what's wrong with today's society. He's probably the one who started the Caps official victory song (Beat up the Beat).

[fulcrum]

Good Gawd Lanky.
You have WAYYYY to much time on your hands.

[MT319]

I'm in that 5% that doesn't own any other hockey jersey than ones for my actual teams I played on...I don't even like any specific teams either...just specific players (Kesler being my favorite player) and watching good hockey

[Big Ev]

Good Gawd Lanky.
You have WAYYYY to much time on your hands.

I know, he over-analyzes everything. Where's mcgoo when you need him?

[Big Ev]

LOL I got negative rep that said "Green is not a douche".

What is he, John Edward? "I'm not a douche!"

[lanky522]

I know flaming douche doesn't make sense. It's just hilarious to use.

Green's a pile of douche, 'nuff said. He can't be defended. He's what's wrong with today's society.

... conserving fuel is what's wrong with today's society?

i'd prefer to see him riding a vespa rather than a hummer...

anyways... I don't want to see a society where people aren't allowed to be themselves... and be as unique as they want to be... I imagine it'd look something like this. While it was a cool movie, I certainly wouldn't want to live that way.

[MT319]

Green's a pile of douche, 'nuff said. He can't be defended. He's what's wrong with today's society. He's probably the one who started the Caps official victory song (Beat up the Beat).

See everyone always complains about mass society this and that but the way I see simply by understand what the subordinate following clowns that represent "mass society" are doing just makes it that much easier the wade around all the clowns and nonsense on your own end instead of wasting your time...more of a benefit than a disadvantage in my book

[fulcrum]

LOL I got negative rep that said "Green is not a douche".

What is he, John Edward? "I'm not a douche!"

hahaha.....

I don't like Mike Green either.
Maybe I'll get negative rep too.....