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    They killed it:

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    These are always great. My all-time favourite I think was Joan of Arc versus Miley Cryus.

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    Adam vs Eve and Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking are pretty good.
    I also think they did a pretty good job with Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
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    JRR Tolkien vs George RR Martin…the best.
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    Ha or Moses vs Santa Claus with Snoop D O double G.

    Haven't listened to these in so long... trying to get to JRR Tolkien vs George RR Martin.
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    12 team Yahoo Roto keeper (keep 3)
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    F: B Tkachuk, Stutzle, Eriksson Ek, Necas, Konecny, Cooley, Boldy, Lehkonen, Tippett
    D: Dahlin, Seider, Matheson, Durzi, Addison, Mintyukov
    G: Hill, Husso

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