"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
hahahahahahaha Perfect.
Standings update:
It's tight at the top!
Rank Team Name Dobber Name Points 1 The Devil's Rejects Shoeless 129 2 Dig Two Graves PenguinHunter 128 3 Lil Propp of Horrors Atomic Wedgy 121 4 Maaaaaa-chete Maaaasquito 119 5 Crawling in the Dark temek 115 6 Amacknophobia 4T2 96.5 7 The Connorjuring dooley89 87 7 Uzumotte Pengwin7 87 9 The Kings in Yellow LordoftheRinks 85 10 The Babatuukk horrorfan 84.5 11 The s-Purge YzermansLegacy 82.5 12 The Squad Chili Con Carne 71 13 Cult of Tkachuky The Comish 68.5
Trade:
Kyle Connor Wpg - LW
Traded to The s-Purge
Sergei Bobrovsky Fla - G
Traded to Maaaaaa-chete
Ooof my goaltending is in rough shape right now...
Khudobin - IR Covid
Oettinger
Jarry - Out Upper body
Demko - Out Covid
Bishop - IR (kind of hoped he’d have been back by now when I drafted him)
Only goalies on the FA list to play a game in the lasts two weeks are Hutton (injured), Lyon and Wedgewood. Yuck
Trade:
Josh Morrissey Wpg - D
Traded to The Squad
Duncan Keith Chi - D
Traded to Maaaaaa-chete
OMFG! I am freaking out. Shoeless and I have been battling the entire season. PenguinHunter gained ridiculous points in a couple days, loses them, gains them back, then loses them again. Maaaasquito and temek have been steadily closing for the past 90 days. On Feb 21st, 4T2 changed his team name when he was in last place (58pts).... that glorious ape is now in 5th place with 112.5 points. The walls are closing in but for some reason... I LOVE IT! ps..... might have had a few drinks and puffs. lol
"Glorious ape"... hmmm I've been called worse I suppose.
I'm loving the chaos in the top 6 this season. I was joking when I changed my team name about coming back to win it. It's still a long shot but not out of the realm of possibility. Looking deeper at the stats though, it's still going to be tough.
I had set my goal at the beginning of March of just not finishing last, maybe climbing to 9th or 10th. I've definitely had some major luck so far. Watching temek and Maaa climb the standings has been pretty exciting too.
What a crazy season so far!
Without me, it's only "aweso".
Standings' update:
Rank Team Name Dobber Name Points 1 The Devil's Rejects Shoeless 125 2 Maaaaaa-chete Maaaasquito 123 2 Lil Propp of Horrors Atomic Wedgy 123 4 Dig Two Graves PenguinHunter 116 5 Crawling in the Dark temek 113 6 Amacknophobia 4T2 111 7 The s-Purge YzermansLegacy 89 8 Uzumotte Pengwin7 86 9 The Babatuukk horrorfan 82 10 The Kings in Yellow LordoftheRinks 81.5 11 The Connorjuring dooley89 80 12 Cult of Tkachuky The Comish 73 13 The Squad Chili Con Carne 71.5
I love some of the team names chosen ; especially Dig two Graves .
Trade:
Juuse Saros Nsh - G
Traded to The Connorjuring
Tomas Hertl SJ - C,LW
Traded to Crawling in the Dark
It's trade deadline fellas! Put a post up on the message board with what I'm looking for. Let's see some offers!
Without me, it's only "aweso".
Deadline day trades:
T.J. Oshie Was - RW
Dustin Brown LA - RW
Ilya Samsonov Was - G
Traded to Amacknophobia
Victor Hedman TB - D
Erik Karlsson SJ - D
Thatcher Demko Van - G
Traded to Maaaaaa-chete
***
Dominik Kubalik Chi - LW,RW
Marcus Foligno Min - LW,RW
Marc-Andre Fleury VGK - G
Traded to Amacknophobia
Brayden Point TB - C,RW
Jake Oettinger Dal - G
Anton Khudobin Dal - G
Traded to The Devil's Rejects
***
Erik Cernak TB - D
Vitek Vanecek Was - G
Traded to Amacknophobia
Yanni Gourde TB - C,LW,RW
Ryan Hartman Min - C,LW,RW
Traded to Dig Two Graves
Standings:
Rank Team Dobber Name Points 1 The Devil's Rejects Shoeless 126 2 Lil Propp of Horrors Atomic Wedgy 119 3 Maaaaaa-chete Maaaasquito 117.5 4 Crawling in the Dark temek 117 5 Amacknophobia 4T2 106.5 6 Dig Two Graves PenguinHunter 104 7 The s-Purge YzermansLegacy 99 8 The Babatuukk horrorfan 90.5 8 Uzumotte Pengwin7 90.5 10 The Kings in Yellow LordoftheRinks 85 11 The Connorjuring dooley89 76 12 The Squad Chili Con Carne 73.5 13 Cult of Tkachuky The Comish 69.5