The girl in the commercials is from the Maritimes. They were interviewing her last night on the local news.
Ryan Reynolds created two of the most sublime videos. Watch them in order:
Match Made in Hell:
When Satan Met 2020:
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
The girl in the commercials is from the Maritimes. They were interviewing her last night on the local news.
10 Team, Points Only, Cash League
25 Man Roster (no position), top 20 point getters count at end of month
Keep 20/25 at seasons end, Cut 5 to FA for redrafting
Goalie points W=2pt L=-1pt SHO=2pt
Stamkos, Tavares, Eichel, Mercer, Wheeler, Lee, JRobertson, RThomas, Kucherov, Nugent-Hopkins, Bennett, Tuch, WJohnston, KConnor, Necas, Point, Konecny, SJarvis, Cozenz, Morrissey, Benn, Bouchard
G- Vasilevskiy, Sorokin, Oettinger
"Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but dont stare.. Unless you're wearing sunglasses."
LOL hilarious. Isn't that Darkness?
LOL, on point!
Goodness! Whoever made this. Weirdly funny!
LOL, that's funny