The Best 3:30 from Archer
Definitely not one for the kids (animated violence, language, etc), but if you've never seen the animated TV show Archer, this clip is amazing (especially the Family Feud part, lol):
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket