For some people this might be an improvement.
Or maybe a new way to role play.
Canada's top doctor recommends wearing masks during sex (ladies, I'll be wearing my Brad Pitt mask), while public health officials in British Columbia suggest using glory holes! I honestly thought this was going to be a parody:
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
For some people this might be an improvement.
Or maybe a new way to role play.
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10 minutes ago I would've thought it was "about the same", turns out it's actually "more likely." Who would've guessed?
Wait, what end am I on? eh, already voted.
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
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Worth every second in this thread .... LMAO!
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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
So glad I clicked on this thread, needed some laughs.
This sort of advice could never come from the US with its overly religious takes on sexuality.
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I'm just wondering who the two people were who didn't know what a glory hole was...
Haha - just stumbled upon this thread! OMG - I love it!!!
The kissing part of sexual activity is overrated!
Men have dreamed of this day FOREVER!
It is here. COVID. Our time!!!
(This is all sort of tongue-in-cheek... but feel free to burn me and act like it's serious if you want to!!!)