BREAKING: Karlsson

[havanablast21]

It's a sign that we're not your grandma's Senators. We mean business this year

Let's hope "Karlsson" is in no way related to the Biblical "Samson".

17 So he told her everything. “No razor has ever been used on my head,” he said, “because I have been a Nazirite dedicated to God from my mother’s womb. If my head were shaved, my strength would leave me, and I would become as weak as any other man.”

18 When Delilah saw that he had told her everything, she sent word to the rulers of the Philistines, “Come back once more; he has told me everything.” So the rulers of the Philistines returned with the silver in their hands. 19 After putting him to sleep on her lap, she called for someone to shave off the seven braids of his hair, and so began to subdue him.[c] And his strength left him.

I suspect the Double "SS" will make him immune to such fairy tail fate!

[Big Ev]

Long hockey hair was a thing that died for a reason. We don't need it back

[CascadeFilly]

(Hair) weight loss = Faster skating
Loss of flowing locks = Less confidence

I'd consider it a wash.

[2014olympicgold]

(Hair) weight loss = Faster skating
Loss of flowing locks = Less confidence

I'd consider it a wash.

Lower center of gravity = +
His equilibrium he’s used to is off = -
His Vibrato is gone = -
My life is ruined = -
Wife decides to leave him now = -
Turns into an alcoholic = -
Stage 2 substance abuse program = -
Repeatedly fails drug tests = -
Finally kicked out of the league = -

What a bad spiral effect this will have

[Big Ev]

last time Karlsson cut his hair was 12-13 season when Dave Lewis described him as arguably the best player in the game. He was so dominant that year before he got hurt