#3 - I do this ALL of the time!
#7 - I do this in Franchise Hockey Manager not NHL 14.
Post this proudly on your bedroom wall...
15 Signs You're a Fantasy Hockey Junkie
- Your wife can name and spell every player on your squad, including Zemgus Girgensons
- Your brothers Eric, Marc, and Jordan are all busy playing in the "real" NHL
- You fist pump during the referee's announcement of minor penalties
- You've dropped your phone in the toilet while trying to check box scores
- You changed your dog's name from "Spot" to Radko
- You've checked the waiver wire for Dean Youngblood, just in case
- You've re-created your fantasy team in NHL 14
- You refuse to watch Titanic because the ending reminds you of owning Dany Heatley
- You have a tattoo on your left bicep that reads "Radulov ~ Forever Mine"
- You seriously considered buying a lead pip when a guy in your pool mentioned using the "commissioners veto"
- You went home from work for "personal reasons" the day Kovalchuk left
- You've met with HR multiple times about your internet search history
- You tear up when listening to Green Day's "Time of You're Life" because it reminds you of owning Johnathan Cheechoo in 2005
- You've tweeted motivation quotes to your player's twitter handles before games
- You spend the summer after college living in Iceland trying to scout the national team and connect with their head coach Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson
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I once traded Henrik Lundqvist and Ilya Kovalchuk in return for Peter Budaj and Henrik Zetterberg… have lived in shame ever since.
Fantasy hockey contributor for Dobber Hockey, founder of www.darrenfantasyhockey.com. Admitted Valeri Nichushkin fanboy (of course who isn't?)
You can find me on twitter @FantasyHockeyDK
#3 - I do this ALL of the time!
#7 - I do this in Franchise Hockey Manager not NHL 14.
LOL. Pretty good.
A couple months ago, pre-Olympics, I made a trade where I landed TJ Oshie.
Now... every hockey-related question I ask my wife is the same answer:
TJ Oshie.
Q: Guess who just scored a goal?
Q: Guess who just missed a game because he was having a kid?
Q: Guess who has two goals tonight?
...Q: Guess who just got his third goal tonight? (no answer...) C'mon (to wife)... you know this.
She honestly said to me last night: This is the last time I'm gonna say it.
I said "Say it."
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pause
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TJ Oshie
Does always taking your cell phone to the toilet for your 2am wiz in order to confirm west coast games count?
@SmittysRant
Number 13 got me, yes - 2005 Johnathon Cheechoo - and also owned Brian Gionta - magical year. Pool wasn't even close with those 2 late round picks.
Still gives me goose bumps
think I will give a listen to Green Day now ...
Piranha Hockey League est 1990 - Oakley Doakley's - 16 teams
Pts only W=2 OL=1 SO=3 Auction Draft
WHL - est 2016 Expansion - Glasgow Kiss - 24 teams
25 pro players / 10 minor league players
G,A,+/-,PPP,SOG,Hits,Blk,PIM,FOW, W,Sv,GA,SHO
I once traded Henrik Lundqvist and Ilya Kovalchuk in return for Peter Budaj and Henrik Zetterberg… have lived in shame ever since.
Fantasy hockey contributor for Dobber Hockey, founder of www.darrenfantasyhockey.com. Admitted Valeri Nichushkin fanboy (of course who isn't?)
You can find me on twitter @FantasyHockeyDK
I once traded Henrik Lundqvist and Ilya Kovalchuk in return for Peter Budaj and Henrik Zetterberg… have lived in shame ever since.
Fantasy hockey contributor for Dobber Hockey, founder of www.darrenfantasyhockey.com. Admitted Valeri Nichushkin fanboy (of course who isn't?)
You can find me on twitter @FantasyHockeyDK
I once traded Henrik Lundqvist and Ilya Kovalchuk in return for Peter Budaj and Henrik Zetterberg… have lived in shame ever since.
Fantasy hockey contributor for Dobber Hockey, founder of www.darrenfantasyhockey.com. Admitted Valeri Nichushkin fanboy (of course who isn't?)
You can find me on twitter @FantasyHockeyDK
I once traded Henrik Lundqvist and Ilya Kovalchuk in return for Peter Budaj and Henrik Zetterberg… have lived in shame ever since.
Fantasy hockey contributor for Dobber Hockey, founder of www.darrenfantasyhockey.com. Admitted Valeri Nichushkin fanboy (of course who isn't?)
You can find me on twitter @FantasyHockeyDK