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    Hey guys,

    I thought I\'d kick off a new thread where we could post our thoughts on naming this crazy project we\'ve undertaken.

    I\'d like it to be an acroynym, but it doesn\'t have to be.

    Hockey\'s Ultimate Relegation League (HURL)

    Comish\'s Ultimate Relegation League (CURL)

    Comish\'s Relegation Ultimate NHL Cap Hockey (CRUNCH Dynasty League)

    Comish’s Relegation and Ultimate Eternal League (CRUEL Dynasty)

    Here’s one that is intriguing to me:

    Totally Incredible Extreme Relegation Series of
    Hockey\'s Eternal Lifetime League (3 TIERS of HELL)


    Name the tiers/divisions:

    Heaven…Penthouse Sweet…Top of the World…The Blessed…Spongeworthy

    Stuck in the Middle with You… Second Floor, Women’s Lingerie…Door Number 2 …Second Chance(s)…Average at Best…Yada Yada Yada

    Hell…Basement…Sewer…Swamp…Purgatory…Living on the Edge…Death Row…The Doomed…Serenity Now

    I\'m also open to suggestions. Have fun guys.
    "For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer

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    Don\'t be mad Commish but this was the first thing that popped in my head like when Dan Aykroyd thought about the Stay Puff Marshmallow man in Ghostbusters..

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    The HELL acronym certainly appeals to me a little more that the others do.

    As for the tiers, I\'m not entirely sure, but I took a liking to the Penthouse Suite with maybe the additions Economy Class and Rat Cellar or something. I am however positive on the bad ass league name.
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    i love the Spongeworthy one. Classic... How about \"MOOOD\" Dynasty Masters of our own domain!!! Kings of our castle??? How about \"TRATS\" They\'re real, and they\'re spectacular Dynasty!

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    A strictly Seinfeld Dynasty would definitely be a first. It would come about with no shortage of material to choose from either. I can\'t help but think that Art Vandelay, Dr. Van Nostrom and Kal Varnsen could come in handy.
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    D-Phaneuf Rafalski Whitney Pitkanen
    G-Lundqvist Bryzgalov Theodore Rinne

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    Anonymous wrote:
    A strictly Seinfeld Dynasty would definitely be a first. It would come about with no shortage of material to choose from either. I can\'t help but think that Art Vandelay, Dr. Van Nostrom and Kal Varnsen could come in handy.
    Obviously, one of the division names would have to be Assman. B)
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    3C - Toews/Spezza/Rask/Backlund/Dubinsky(LW)
    3LW -Palat/Abdelkader(RW)/Henrique(C)/Soderberg(C)
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    D - Pulock/Gustafsson
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    The Comish wrote:
    Hey guys,

    I thought I\'d kick off a new thread where we could post our thoughts on naming this crazy project we\'ve undertaken.

    I\'d like it to be an acroynym, but it doesn\'t have to be.

    Hockey\'s Ultimate Relegation League (HURL)

    Comish\'s Ultimate Relegation League (CURL)

    Comish\'s Relegation Ultimate NHL Cap Hockey (CRUNCH Dynasty League)

    Comish’s Relegation and Ultimate Eternal League (CRUEL Dynasty)

    Here’s one that is intriguing to me:

    Totally Incredible Extreme Relegation Series of
    Hockey\'s Eternal Lifetime League (3 TIERS of HELL)


    Name the tiers/divisions:

    Heaven…Penthouse Sweet…Top of the World…The Blessed…Spongeworthy

    Stuck in the Middle with You… Second Floor, Women’s Lingerie…Door Number 2 …Second Chance(s)…Average at Best…Yada Yada Yada

    Hell…Basement…Sewer…Swamp…Purgatory…Living on the Edge…Death Row…The Doomed…Serenity Now

    I\'m also open to suggestions. Have fun guys.
    First thing that came to mind is :
    Relegation Super League (RSL)

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    Can I draft Kramer\'s freind \"Bob Sackomano\"???

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    Rad64 wrote:
    Obviously, one of the division names would have to be Assman. B)
    :laugh: :laugh: I forgot about that one!! Too funny!:laugh: :laugh:
    "For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer

    "Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer

    “Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket

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    The Comish wrote:
    Hey guys,

    I thought I\'d kick off a new thread where we could post our thoughts on naming this crazy project we\'ve undertaken.

    I\'d like it to be an acroynym, but it doesn\'t have to be.

    Hockey\'s Ultimate Relegation League (HURL)

    Comish\'s Ultimate Relegation League (CURL)

    Comish\'s Relegation Ultimate NHL Cap Hockey (CRUNCH Dynasty League)

    Comish’s Relegation and Ultimate Eternal League (CRUEL Dynasty)

    Here’s one that is intriguing to me:

    Totally Incredible Extreme Relegation Series of
    Hockey\'s Eternal Lifetime League (3 TIERS of HELL)


    Name the tiers/divisions:

    Heaven…Penthouse Sweet…Top of the World…The Blessed…Spongeworthy

    Stuck in the Middle with You… Second Floor, Women’s Lingerie…Door Number 2 …Second Chance(s)…Average at Best…Yada Yada Yada

    Hell…Basement…Sewer…Swamp…Purgatory…Living on the Edge…Death Row…The Doomed…Serenity Now

    I\'m also open to suggestions. Have fun guys.

    Maybe one of these or a mix of these:

    The Ultimate Banishing League (U.B.L.)

    The Pooler\'s Ultimate Dream League(P.U.D.L.)

    Coz Our Mental (or Mentality)Is Stronger Hockey (C.O.M.I.S.H.)

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    The Comish wrote:
    Hey guys,

    I thought I\'d kick off a new thread where we could post our thoughts on naming this crazy project we\'ve undertaken.

    I\'d like it to be an acroynym, but it doesn\'t have to be.

    Hockey\'s Ultimate Relegation League (HURL)

    Comish\'s Ultimate Relegation League (CURL)

    Comish\'s Relegation Ultimate NHL Cap Hockey (CRUNCH Dynasty League)

    Comish’s Relegation and Ultimate Eternal League (CRUEL Dynasty)

    Here’s one that is intriguing to me:

    Totally Incredible Extreme Relegation Series of
    Hockey\'s Eternal Lifetime League (3 TIERS of HELL)


    Name the tiers/divisions:

    Heaven…Penthouse Sweet…Top of the World…The Blessed…Spongeworthy

    Stuck in the Middle with You… Second Floor, Women’s Lingerie…Door Number 2 …Second Chance(s)…Average at Best…Yada Yada Yada

    Hell…Basement…Sewer…Swamp…Purgatory…Living on the Edge…Death Row…The Doomed…Serenity Now

    I\'m also open to suggestions. Have fun guys.
    For the divisions I like:

    The Blessed

    The Ambitious

    The Doomed

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    Noriculous wrote:
    For the divisions I like:

    The Blessed

    The Ambitious

    The Doomed
    Not bad, not bad at all! Sort of a The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of fantasy hockey!
    "For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer

    "Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer

    “Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket

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    call me cruel, but i really like \"death row\" for the 3rd tier.

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    The \"Average at best\" idea reminded me of an avery comment about David Clarkson...

    David clarkson is \"Minor League at best\"

    Anything sienfeld we can take from the Face Painter episode where putty paints his face at a Rangers V Devils game at MSG....there has to be some quotes...ill google

    \"The Face Painters\" ?
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    How about naming the divisions after Seinfeld episode names...

    \"The Diplomats Club\"*
    \"The Understudy\"
    \"The Friar\'s Club\"
    \"The Foundation\"
    \"The Comeback\"*
    \"The Stranded\"*
    \"The Alternate Side\"
    \"The Contest\"
    \"The Handicap Spot\"
    \"The Stall\"
    \"The Stand-In\"
    \"The Hamptons\"
    \"The Race\"
    \"The Van Buren Boys\"
    \"The Strongbox\"*
    2014-15 - 12TM ESPN H2H - G,A,+/-,PPP,PIM,SHG,GWG,Hat,Hit,Blk - W,GA,SV,SHO

    F: Rick Nash, Stepan, Hornqvist, Gaborik, Voracek, Kesler, Vrbata, Versteeg
    D: E. Karlsson, Josi, Pietrangelo
    G: Lundqvist(IR), Holtby.

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