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    Today the Fat Tuesday but everyday the Fat Tuesday for the tequilamonster mother. The tequilamonster mother old country style

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    I can't tell if Tequilamonster is a child or if he's some kind of savant dominating the internet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob2kx View Post
    I can't tell if Tequilamonster is a child or if he's some kind of savant dominating the internet...
    He fits the profile of someone that spends too much time signed into World of Warcraft.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rob2kx View Post
    I can't tell if Tequilamonster is a child or if he's some kind of savant dominating the internet...
    He the child 100% raisin balls like the no good mother****er the Dan Marino if I ever see either on the street I beat the **** out of them til they bleed dogshit make them humble cuz I'm the legend

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    Can Metaldude please write up a "Cage Match" between tequila monster and the iron sheik? That would be, uh, interesting...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Iron Sheik View Post
    He the child 100% raisin balls like the no good mother****er the Dan Marino if I ever see either on the street I beat the **** out of them til they bleed dogshit make them humble cuz I'm the legend
    Legendary.
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    Not sure if anyone else reads the web comic Questionable Content but there is a semi-recurring character called Tequila Monster who looks like this:



    I think TM should change his avatar
    Without me, it's only "aweso".

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    I think the Shiek ate too much chicken shawarma last night. priceless.

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    Imagine if the Sens traded with the Isles so Okposo could flank Turris' wing. TM's brain would explode.

    " You said you don't give a f*ck about hockey. I've never heard anyone say that before."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ross The Boss Palmer View Post
    Imagine if the Sens traded with the Isles so Okposo could flank Turris' wing. TM's brain would explode.
    You're implying that he has a brain???


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    @DH EricDaoust #eatadick

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    Quote Originally Posted by tequilamonster View Post
    @DH EricDaoust #eatadick
    If you can start playing nice on the forum I'll put in a good word at your school for you to pass the 3rd grade.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rob2kx View Post
    I can't tell if Tequilamonster is a child or if he's some kind of savant dominating the internet...
    tequilamonster is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

    cept the riddle is actually a dirty limerick, the mystery is a 60 oz-er of tequila spiked with meth and LSD and the enigma is hunk of petrified bullshit

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    List of players TM claimed were busts:
    Stamkos
    Turris
    Okposo

    Time for me to trade for another Kyle!

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