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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorro View Post
    Who said all these things to you?? What does a guy have to do to be called those names in here??
    This is why I am here. Alone, I do not have all the answers, but collectively our potential has no limits.


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    What if you're a vegan? Are tofenius and soypeckers and acceptable substitute?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bomm Bastic View Post
    What if you're a vegan? Are tofenius and soypeckers and acceptable substitute?
    I hear large boiled carrots are the going thing for vegans.


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    There's an ad on the main page titled "Basic Intimate" with some half nude chick on the front page and it cycles through images... just saying it's hard to focus on fantasy stuff when you got female parts flashin at you.

    Eric, the important question to ask when asked to eat a bag of dicks is if they are white or chocolate. If it is the latter, you will likely need 2 sittings.
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    Some times in text we can come off as "dicks", but for the most part we all understand that not everything can be taking so literally around here..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    This is why I am here. Alone, I do not have all the answers, but collectively our potential has no limits.
    Yeah, to quote Einstein:
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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    Quote Originally Posted by aleco83 View Post
    Eric, the important question to ask when asked to eat a bag of dicks is if they are white or chocolate. If it is the latter, you will likely need 2 sittings.
    What is going on here??
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    I hear large boiled carrots are the going thing for vegans.
    And if you're into organic-only, watch out for the free range dicks. They're not as healthy as you may think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorro View Post
    Some times in text we can come off as "dicks", but for the most part we all understand that not everything can be taking so literally around here..
    Tell that to the bullies that are making me doubt myself.

    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    Yeah, to quote Einstein:
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
    Apparently dicks are in infinite supply since they are distributed in bag-fulls.


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    Has anybody actually seen a "bag full of dicks"?? That would be a nightmare..

    Who said this?? I would love to ask them, so I know where NOT to travel..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorro View Post
    Has anybody actually seen a "bag full of dicks"?? That would be a nightmare..

    Who said this?? I would love to ask them, so I know where NOT to travel..
    It was a guy that had a teenage girl meltdown on the forum. Bondon negotiated with him and we settled on "bag of apples". Not nearly as entertaining.


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    Last edited by 27Blue; October 8, 2012 at 1:28 PM. Reason: mobile link

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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    It was a guy that had a teenage girl meltdown on the forum. Bondon negotiated with him and we settled on "bag of apples". Not nearly as entertaining.
    Dick-shaped apples? That would be a true compromise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InnocentBystander View Post
    Great, I click on this link and the first thing I see is: "Creepiest Pedophile of ALL time".
    I hate this thread, HAHA..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    It was a guy that had a teenage girl meltdown on the forum. Bondon negotiated with him and we settled on "bag of apples". Not nearly as entertaining.
    Nah, no negotiating involved. I just did what I thought would be tame enough o be nice.

    If I had my choice i would have changed his post to "I'd love to eat a bag of ****s." but alas, I must be politically correct.

    ...not that there's anything wrong with that

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