I'm doing serious ones, since I'm nearly clever enough to come with some of the things others have haha.
1) Lupul breaks 70 points after playing largely a healthy season. Kessel breaks 90 because his running mate is healthy
2) Ovechkin doesn't break 80 points but establishes himself as one of the best leaders in the game and wins the Selke
3) Girgensons makes the NHL and becomes the best 2012 draft rookie for the current year and is a Calder finalist. Baertschi puts up a 60 point season to win the award. Other finalist? Brad Ross, playing on Grabovski's wing, puts up 20 goals, 20 assists, 200 plus hits and 100 PIM's. Also gets a 3 games suspension.
4) Norris finalists: Byfuglien for a 20 goal, 65 point performance, Jack Johnson for a 15 goal, 60 point season, and Dion Phaneuf for a 15 goal, 55 point season. Byfuglien takes it.
5) Tavares stand steady at 80 points.
6) Tim Thomas is traded, and the team that gets him succeeds in getting him to play. He plays Boston in the first round and knocks them out.
7) Luongo gets traded, takes his team to final, but loses. Vancouver fans claim he's a choker and they made the right move trading him. Luongo plays for the team that knocks the Canucks out of the playoffs and the player they get for Luongo plays his way into being waived.
8) Calgary surprises everyone, making the playoffs as a mid-round seed. Feaster's moves show that you can in fact rebuild a team on the fly. Also, Jankowski destroys the NCAA, thereby going a little ways to proving Feaster correct with his "best player from the draft" comment.
9) Subban once again struggles in his season. Common issues arise that mirror the Phaneuf situation in Calgary. Bergevin doesn't make the same mistake as Sutter however. Still, Subban is traded to Minnesota for Dumba and Coyle.
10) Martin Frk surprises everyone, making the Red Wings out of camp to replace Holmstrom. Pulls a Ryan O'Reilly and holds his own on the year.
14T BiWeekly H2H. 4 C/RW/LW, 6 D, 2 G
Cats:G(3), A(1.5), PIM(0.2), PPP(1), SOG(0.2), GWG(1), SHP(2), Hits(0.3), BkS(0.4). W(2), SO(2), OTL(0.5), SV(0.2), GA(-1), L(-1). 9 Keepers in Bold. 12 player Farm team (skaters under 110, goalies under 80 gp) in italics
LW - Gaudreau, Forsberg, Parise, Hyman (C)
C - Backstrom, Getzlaf, N Foligno (LW/RW), Kotkaniemi, Carter (LW/RW)
RW - Tarasenko, Rantanen, Arvidsson, Atkinson, Gourde (C/LW), Mikheyev (RW)
D - Dahlin, Theodore, Ellis, Klingberg, Fox, Andersson
G - Murray, Grubauer
Prospects -Rossi, Turcotte, Kravstov, Tippett, Bouchard, Lehtonen, K Miller, Addison, DeSmith, Kahkonen, Ingram, Gustavsson