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    Default DGB Takes a look at the Shea Weber situation :D

    http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2012/07...hing-shea.html

    Haha, there are a few gems in there that gave me a laugh on this early Tuesday morning.

    My two favourites:

    CON: Without Weber there won't be anyone left on the Predators roster capable of growing a top notch playoff beard, which seems like a problem until you remember that once he's gone they won't be needing them anymore.
    CON: The massive contract could cause bad feelings among Weber's teammates, and that could become a serious issue a few years into the deal when the Predators can once again afford for him to have some.

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    I see he is releasing a book! Here are the details:


    Monday, June 25, 2012
    Announcing "The Best of Down Goes Brown" - In bookstores this fall, available for pre-order now

    This is an actual real thing that now exists.
    Hi everyone. Today I can finally share some news that's been filed away in the top secret category for the better part of the last year: I wrote a book, and it's coming out soon.

    The book, creatively titled The Best of Down Goes Brown, will be released in September by Wiley Publishing. It's a paperback, and will list for about $20.

    The book will feature 250+ pages of material, such as:

    46 old favorites (many of which have been revised and updated), including:
    - The suspension flowchart
    - The official map of an NHL rink
    - A detailed look back at game seven of the 2011 Stanley Cup finals, which due to a scheduling error had to be published twelve hours early
    - The Code: Hockey's unwritten rules revealed
    - The other former NHL stars who interviewed for Colin Campbell’s job
    - How the NHL stacks up against the NFL, MLB, UFC and others
    - The 1993 Leafs/Kings liveblog
    - A hockey fan’s guide to modern TV technology
    ... and more.

    24 chapters of exclusive brand new material, including:
    - The NHL War Room's top secret flowchart for deciding whether a goal counts
    - What an official suspension call really sounds like
    - A beginner's guide to advanced statistics
    - A history of the NHL in pop culture
    - In-depth comparisons: Eric Lindros vs. Peter Forsberg, and Mario Lemieux vs. Patrick Roy
    - A brief history of Wayne Gretzky
    - A period-by-period look back at the 2012 Stanley Cup final
    - A history of the NHL's greatest rivalry: Canadiens vs. Maple Leafs
    - The ten greatest coaches in NHL history
    - A complete transcript of every postgame call-in show ever broadcast
    ... and more.

    Forewords by TSN's Bob McKenzie and James Duthie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ross The Boss Palmer View Post
    I see he is releasing a book! Here are the details:


    Monday, June 25, 2012
    Announcing "The Best of Down Goes Brown" - In bookstores this fall, available for pre-order now

    This is an actual real thing that now exists.
    Hi everyone. Today I can finally share some news that's been filed away in the top secret category for the better part of the last year: I wrote a book, and it's coming out soon.

    The book, creatively titled The Best of Down Goes Brown, will be released in September by Wiley Publishing. It's a paperback, and will list for about $20.

    The book will feature 250+ pages of material, such as:

    46 old favorites (many of which have been revised and updated), including:
    - The suspension flowchart
    - The official map of an NHL rink
    - A detailed look back at game seven of the 2011 Stanley Cup finals, which due to a scheduling error had to be published twelve hours early
    - The Code: Hockey's unwritten rules revealed
    - The other former NHL stars who interviewed for Colin Campbell’s job
    - How the NHL stacks up against the NFL, MLB, UFC and others
    - The 1993 Leafs/Kings liveblog
    - A hockey fan’s guide to modern TV technology
    ... and more.

    24 chapters of exclusive brand new material, including:
    - The NHL War Room's top secret flowchart for deciding whether a goal counts
    - What an official suspension call really sounds like
    - A beginner's guide to advanced statistics
    - A history of the NHL in pop culture
    - In-depth comparisons: Eric Lindros vs. Peter Forsberg, and Mario Lemieux vs. Patrick Roy
    - A brief history of Wayne Gretzky
    - A period-by-period look back at the 2012 Stanley Cup final
    - A history of the NHL's greatest rivalry: Canadiens vs. Maple Leafs
    - The ten greatest coaches in NHL history
    - A complete transcript of every postgame call-in show ever broadcast
    ... and more.

    Forewords by TSN's Bob McKenzie and James Duthie.
    This could be as good as Chuck Norris Facts. Wait, who the hell is repeatedly kicking me in back of the leg???


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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    This could be as good as Chuck Norris Facts. Wait, who the hell is repeatedly kicking me in back of the leg???
    I agree. Looks to be an instant classic. And I believe a Chuck Norris spin kick was the reason that 'brown went down' in the first place.

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    Haha, I liked Rinne hoarding moving supplies.
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    couple gems in there.
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    I thought there were a couple misses in there too. Maybe I just missed the humour in it all. I didn't think this was one of his best ones. There were some gems in there too, but usually he bats better than .500.


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    The commenters are pretty funny too. Seems some people take it a bit too seriously.

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