Reply With QuoteI heard them talking about this on XM Home Ice the other day (forget what website did it). Thanks for taking the time to post it.
If the NHL was a high school...
Anaheim would be the kid that beats you up and steals your lunch money.
Atlanta would be the slutty cheerleader everyone scores on.
Boston would be the kid who you want to like…but you can’t because he smells.
Buffalo would be the kid who never can afford to go anywhere or do anything.
Calgary would be the bipolar popular chick who can please many people when she’s up but when she’s down she tries to commit suicide.
Carolina would be the farmer kid with a mullet.
Chicago would be the really old kid that has yet to hit puberty.
Colorado would be the kid who did really well in elementary school and is just a slacker now.
Columbus would be the kid who puts rims on his bike wheels and pretends he’s driving a BMW.
Dallas would be the kid with the weird accent.
Detroit would be the foreign exchange student.
Edmonton would be the kid that was accidentally castrated in the early 1990’s and hasn’t been the same since.
Florida is the kid who can never fit in.
Los Angeles would be the kid who always misses school.
Minnesota would be the kid who’s older brother was an All-American jock who got all the girls and success, but he is just a water boy.
Montreal would be the kid who wants to trade you his apple for your Subway sandwich.
Nashville would be that kid with the dad in the military. He’s cool, but you don’t want to be best friends with him because you know he’ll be moving soon.
Ottawa would be the kid that breezes through the school year and then blows the final exams.
Phoenix would be the kid that nobody knows.
Philadelphia would be the kid who’s always suspended.
Pittsburgh would be the crybaby tattle tail.
New Jersey would be the really boring kid.
New York Islanders would be the kid who has his/her whole life planned out already. Or at least the next 14 years.
New York Rangers would be the rich kid.
San Jose would be the kid that always over studies for the finals and ends up bombing them.
St. Louis would be the smooth talking kid who gets you to trade your snack pack to him for half an apple.
Tampa Bay would be the prom queen who got pregnant and now she’s not the same as she used to be.
Toronto would be the girl with major issues.
Washington would be the class clown. Entertaining, but ends up going nowhere.
Vancouver would be the kid that has good marks all year, then skips the finals to smoke weed and fails.
20 team h2h (multi-cat) dynasty league, 1st season
C: Getzlaf, MacKinnon, Eakin, Backlund, Schroeder, Bjugstad, Miller, Gaustad
LW: M Foligno, Wilson, Tatar, Bailey, Palat
RW: Ovechkin, Voracek, Frattin, Coyle, Clutterbuck
D: Barrie, Del Zotto, Brodin, Vatanen, Gudas, Donovan, Murphy, Hamonic, Grossmann, Michalek
G: Pavelec, Schneider, Enroth
If the NHL was a high school...
I heard them talking about this on XM Home Ice the other day (forget what website did it). Thanks for taking the time to post it.
Looking for a league
Woodbridge Wild
JFHL Cup Champions 08-09 & 10-11
If the NHL was a high school...
nice work , lol.
Roto type keeper league.We keep any 6 ;15 teams , 3 div. of 5.We play 3 lines , 3 def. and start 2 goalies.6 BN.Stats are 1pt. for goals and assists , 2pts. for W , tie(O.T. or S.O. loss) 1pt. S.O. 1pt.Weekly line-up from Mon. to Sun. Total pts. per line against other teams lines.
LW - Ovechkin , Drouin ,Steen , Huberdeau
RW - Nash , Callahan , Nyquist
C - B. Schenn , Fisher , R.N.H. , St. Louis , T. Johnson
Def.- E. Johnson , Gologoski , Suter , Doughty , O.E.L.
G - Scheinder , Dubnyk , Lack
If the NHL was a high school...
karma for the hard work.
great post
30 GM Commish Dynasty
G A +/- PIM PPP SOG W GAA SV
Start: 3C, 3LW, 3RW, 4D, 1Utl, 1G
C:Savard,Filpulla,Arnott,Ott,Boyd,Weight,Rupp
LW:Heatley,Morrow,Sullivan,Tambellini,Bissonnette, Pierro-Zabotel
RW: Hemsky,Backes,Orr,Tikhonov,Artyukhin,Ortmeyer
D:EJ,Ehrhoff,Hjalmarsson,Babchuk,Commodore
G: M.A.Fleury,Deslauriers,Koskinen,Monnino
If the NHL was a high school...
hard work? its called copy and paste...but still...its good for a laugh.
The League in London (20 Team Multi-Cat H2H $100 Dynasty League) - Season 11
... In memory of "The Net Detective"
C Pinto kDach Hayton Roy / Lowry Bjugstad Blueger Carrick
LW Lehkonen Knies kJohnson Greenway / Laferriere Reichel Luostarinen Kartye Grebyonkin Buchelnikov
RW Quinn Joseph Roslovic Chinakhov / Kakko Glass Brink O'Connor Holmberg Berggren Tuomaala
D Werenski Hronek Power Guhle McCabe Roy / Gudas Raddysh Pachal Evans Cormier
G Swayman / Hill Mrazek Ivanov Kokko
If the NHL was a high school...
It\'s funny cause it\'s true... :laugh:Calgary would be the bipolar popular chick who can please many people when she’s up but when she’s down she tries to commit suicide.
If the NHL was a high school...
haha, funny stuff
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