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Goalies: If I'm pickin em you best be sittin em!
yeah I wasn't using the right link. Not so good at this technology stuff.
LOL! How'd you do that so fast hahah that was awesome.
Goalies: If I'm pickin em you best be sittin em!
Shoeless, I did not know that my ex-wife was in your fantasy hockey league. I'm so sorry that you have to put up with someone who is impervious to logic.
Chatham Maroons
21-team keeper league
(G, A, P, +/-, PPG, SHP, PIM ratio, MP and Goalie combo (Wins, OTL, SvPct, GAA)
Forwards: Backstrom, Perry, Eriksson, J. Jokinen, Henrique, Sobotka, Marner, Barbashev, Connor, Labanc, Connolly, Petan, Sutter. Farm: C. White, Comtois, M. Jones, Villardi, Roslovic, Gurianov, Hayton, B. Tkachuk, Clarke, Rees.
Defence: Jones, Leddy, Martinez, Beaulieu, Moore, Antipin. Farm: Bean, Bear, Vukojevic.
Goalies: Rinne, Jones; Farm: Husso, Blackwood, Knight.
On Twitter: @HockeyScribe
lol glad to be a part of a +++ entertaining thread...
also considering a name change...
"I mean technically, I could say that every defender's upside is 80 points and never 'lose my house.'"
- lanky 522
This thread is brilliant.
Best. Thread. Ever.
It's like 27b/6 for fantasy hockey.
yeah I love that guy's site, he's the ultimate troll but its hilarious how he goes about it in his rambling TMI sort of fashion -lolOriginally Posted by Pengwin7
the one where the guy who hadn't paid him for previous work wanted more work done was priceless
3:20 am Korea Standard Time – phone ringing
Shoeless (answers the phone): Hey Sludge, how’s it going?
Sludge: Wow, Shoeless, how did you know it was me calling?
Shoeless: Lucky guess.
Sludge: Come on, I know it wasn’t a guess – how did you know?
Shoeless: It’s 4:20 pm there, right?
Sludge: Yeah, of course.
Shoeless: Well, I know you get off work at 4pm and it takes you 15 minutes to get home and starting checking Dobberhockey. Today Angus tweeted that Kulemin got traded to the Stars and he will be lining up on the left wall with Benn and Eriksson on the first line, so I figured you just saw that and decided to give me a call.
Sludge: Yeah …. But why did you think I would call about that?
Shoeless: Well, since you own Kulemin, I figured I would be hearing from you about taking Turris out of the trade offer for Perry and replacing him with Kulemin.
Sludge: Yeah, you’re right – amazing. It really blows my mind that you knew it was me calling and that was what I was calling about.
Shoeless: Well, not that difficult really.
Sludge: How so?
Shoeless: Nobody in Korea calls at this time in the morning and anyone in North America with my phone number realizes the time difference and doesn’t call me. Except you of course – and I was pretty sure you would be thinking that Kulemin would solve my problems in finding a 3rd LWer for my team.
Sludge: Yeah, I guess it was kinda obvious because you know that right after work is the most convenient time for me to contact you. And we have talked a lot about you wanting to move Perry to me for some nice tickets.
Shoeless: Yeah, something like that.
Sludge: While we are on the topic, could I get you to sign up for Skype, these phone calls are costing me a fortune. So how about it, do we have a deal on Perry.
Shoeless: Tell you what Sludge, let me sleep on the Skype and Perry thing, would you?
Sludge: Sure no problem. If I don’t hear from you tomorrow, I will give you a call, so you don’t have to bother trying to reach me.
hey maybe change to Sludge? hehe
lmao...you're killing me dude, this shit is gold...do you really have some GM calling you to pitch deals? lol
That really is epic, more please.
73M Cap, Partial Keeper: 4F(ANY) 2D, 2G, Year : H2H Daily 2C/2LW/2RW/1F/4D/2G, 16 Teams
Pro
C: Eichel Seguin
LW: Ovechkin, Lee
RW: Marner, Palmieri Buchnevich, Simmonds
D: Karlsson Byfuglien, Petry, Muzzin
G: Rask, Murray Jarry
Farm (Max 200 GP):
C. White, Vrana, Hischier, Sikura, DeSmith
Stat Categories
Skaters
FOW(.1) G(4) A(3) PPG(1.5) PPA(1) SHG(3) SHA(2) GWG(1) SOG(.2) +-(1) PIMS(.1) BLK(.2) HIT(.2)
Goalies
W(6) L(-1) SHO(5) SV(0.1) GA(-0.2) GAA(Range of -1 to 8) SV%(Range of -1 to 8)
Twitter:@RogerWi1co
The Guru never stops , he just keeps on rolling....this is some funny sh*t Shoeless!
It reminds me of some of my early trades when I 1st started this fantasy hockey thing!
The GM of the keeper league I'm in called me numerous times to speak to me about some deals , these guys are hard core and I was pretty "green" , man I thought he was going to lose it a couple times,lol!
I've gotten much better and the calls are less frequent,lol!
Best part was he would then spin it and try to make a sweet deal for himself!
I don't blame him , but , as I became wiser it would rub me the wrong way when he'd try to deal with me.So not many deals between us anymore , lots of respect for each otherr though , I think,lol!
Roto type keeper league.We keep any 6 ;15 teams , 3 div. of 5.We play 3 lines , 3 def. and start 2 goalies.6 BN.Stats are 1pt. for goals and assists , 2pts. for W , tie(O.T. or S.O. loss) 1pt. S.O. 1pt.Weekly line-up from Mon. to Sun. Total pts. per line against other teams lines.
LW - Ovechkin , Drouin ,Steen , Huberdeau
RW - Nash , Callahan , Nyquist
C - B. Schenn , Fisher , R.N.H. , St. Louis , T. Johnson
Def.- E. Johnson , Gologoski , Suter , Doughty , O.E.L.
G - Scheinder , Dubnyk , Lack
Just when I thought this post couldn't get any better lol
10 team keeper league points only
pts: g=1 a=1 w=3 so=2 Cap 99.21m
starting roster 12f, 6d, 1g Current Cap 99.12
Forwards
Malkin, Scheifele, Gaudreau, Kessel, Point, Atkinson, Palmieri, Bratt, Tuch, Borgstrom, Fiala, Steel
Defense
Hedman, Krug, Muzzin, Subban, Yandle, Brodie,
Goalie
Bobrovsky
Reserves
Hinostroza, Brannstrom, Andersson, Vaakanainen, Blackwood
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