Conspiracy Theories! Post'em

[lucafen4]

This thread is very interesting!! I think of these conspiracy theories all the time.. It's so sad to think that most of these are probably true.. It's so weird how things get swept under the rug and you hardly ever hear about them again. Was the Vegas shooter alone?? That is a ton of amo to fire off for just one person..

See post #3

[JAC123]

My conspiracy theory is, I think my family is F'ing with my sanity?
Why is the toilet paper holder always empty?
Where does it all go?
Does my wife and 2 daughters, run around and make sure there is no TP, when I use the bathroom?
Is it a cruel joke to drive me into a manic episode?
Am I the only one who knows how to change it?
Is this all part of some conspiracy? To make me crack?
Or is it just the worlds longest April fools Joke?
Just saying?
Maybe I need counselling?
LOL
What can you do?
All the best guys.
Off to change another roll

[fungchen3]

My conspiracy theory is, I think my family is F'ing with my sanity?
Why is the toilet paper holder always empty?
Where does it all go?
Does my wife and 2 daughters, run around and make sure there is no TP, when I use the bathroom?
Is it a cruel joke to drive me into a manic episode?
Am I the only one who knows how to change it?
Is this all part of some conspiracy? To make me crack?
Or is it just the worlds longest April fools Joke?
Just saying?
Maybe I need counselling?
LOL
What can you do?
All the best guys.
Off to change another roll

Adopt 2 sons. Problem solved.

[Tobias Funke]

Conspiracy theories?

Entire threads vanishing before ones own eyes?

[Magicstew]

My conspiracy theory is, I think my family is F'ing with my sanity?
Why is the toilet paper holder always empty?
Where does it all go?
Does my wife and 2 daughters, run around and make sure there is no TP, when I use the bathroom?
Is it a cruel joke to drive me into a manic episode?
Am I the only one who knows how to change it?
Is this all part of some conspiracy? To make me crack?
Or is it just the worlds longest April fools Joke?
Just saying?
Maybe I need counselling?
LOL
What can you do?
All the best guys.
Off to change another roll

Stash yourself a secret roll or two, they will learn to replenish.

[Zorro]

See post #3

I hate thinking that way because it was so damn sad, but glad I'm not the only one..

[PenguinHunter]

My conspiracy theory is, I think my family is F'ing with my sanity?
Why is the toilet paper holder always empty?
Where does it all go?
Does my wife and 2 daughters, run around and make sure there is no TP, when I use the bathroom?
Is it a cruel joke to drive me into a manic episode?
Am I the only one who knows how to change it?
Is this all part of some conspiracy? To make me crack?
Or is it just the worlds longest April fools Joke?
Just saying?
Maybe I need counselling?
LOL
What can you do?
All the best guys.
Off to change another roll

I thought this only happened to me.

And I have one hidden in the bathroom at work. Nothing is worse then when this happens at the office!

[Pengwin7]

Does my wife and 2 daughters, run around and make sure there is no TP, when I use the bathroom?

My wife & 1/2 daughters somehow manage to clog our toilets, at least once a week between them.
This is ridiculous, IMO.

If your poop is big, poop-flush, wipe-flush.
If you like an extra tidy butt, wipe/wipe-flush, wipe/wipe-flush.
But if you can't see the water after you wipe... there's TOO MUCH TP IN THERE!
Don't make me deal with it and find the surprise-under-the-white that's waiting for me & my plunga!
Angry face!

[lucafen4]

How about the one on the planes with the long ever widening jet streams behind them the day before it rains in the spring/summer. C.T. is they are spreading chemicals over crops to minimize shelf life & force more purchases on produce. Let's face it, tomato's rot 2-3 days after purchase now, potatoes don't last all winter like they use to, carrots etc. everything goes bad so much faster than I can recall it 20yrs ago.

Mind you, I put all my produce in Tupperware in the fridge (not crispers) and I can keep celery 3wks before it even starts to turn & is still fresh. lettuce stays crisp and firm over a week later ... so I'm countering their counter measures

[doulos]

I love this thread precisely because I can't "see" any of you while you type things and have no way of knowing how serious you are when you put forward some of these ideas. It's pretty fun!

[lucafen4]

I love this thread precisely because I can't "see" any of you while you type things and have no way of knowing how serious you are when you put forward some of these ideas. It's pretty fun!

Very serious ...