4-0 for the Quackers!
Lightning strikes my opponents!
Tears of Joique sucks big hairy donkey balls... again. Highly drafted RBs not getting the job done. Wilson finally puts up the big game but not enough to counteract mediocrity everywhere. Don't know what in god's name Gase was thinking deemphasizing Ajayi and run game against the Saints in London, when the passing game was going nowhere - and Ajay is from London and was super-amped, was he trying to alienate his top RB? Seeemed that's what happen judging by Ajayi's reaction on the sidelines. Fantasy football is so freakin' bonkers! Maddening!
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
Twitter: @ross10019
CBS Sportsline 14 team H2H keeper (21-man roster, 14 keepers)
Weekly lineup changes (start 9F (3/4C and 6/5W) 5D 2G)
G, A, PPP, SOG, BS, +/-, GAA, W, SV%
Angry Little Elves (formerly Montreal Maulers)
2012, 2013, 2014 & 2015 League Champions
C: Tavares Hintz Larkin Jenner Seguin Schenn Backlund
W: Panarin Marchand Hyman Keller Forsberg Batherson Rust Moore Smith
D: Josi Hamilton Weegar Montour Ekholm Myers Parayko Pettersson Seeler
G: Vasilevskiy Swayman Kuemper
4-0 for the Quackers!
Lightning strikes my opponents!
Losing Dalvin Cook is going to hurt. A lot!
10 Team, Points Only, Cash League
25 Man Roster (no position), top 20 point getters count at end of month
Keep 20/25 at seasons end, Cut 5 to FA for redrafting
Goalie points W=2pt L=-1pt SHO=2pt
Stamkos, Tavares, Eichel, Mercer, JRobertson, RThomas, Kucherov, Nugent-Hopkins, Tuch, KConnor, Necas, Point, Konecny, SJarvis, Cozenz, Morrissey, Bouchard, Josi, Novak, Tolvanen, Peterka, SBennett
G- Vasilevskiy, Sorokin, Oettinger
"Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but dont stare.. Unless you're wearing sunglasses."
The Graham Quackers love starting RB injuries!
Rubbing hands together!
Gonna be really disappointing to get relegated with an autodrafted team.
Womp Womp
#1 WW priority open to trade. Send me an offer (on here or through yahoo)
Just gifting wins out here. Gronk confirmed to play, used last transaction, Gronk confirmed out. On to week 6, counting down to relegation.
You're about to face a stealthy opponent (1-3) this week...and by stealthy, I mean stinky. I'm starting Isaiah Crowell, Ben Watson and Alex Smith! If you don't win this week, you suck bigly donkey balls and deserve to lose.
Fantasy football gods smiting begins in 3...2...1...
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
Th fantasy football gods love me...
They look and say "This smart man is starting Chris Hogan over Amari Cooper... again... let's give Hogan some TD's"
Bazinga!
Excited Chris Hogan
After an 0-2 start, I have reeled off 3 wins in a row! Thank god.
10 Team, Points Only, Cash League
25 Man Roster (no position), top 20 point getters count at end of month
Keep 20/25 at seasons end, Cut 5 to FA for redrafting
Goalie points W=2pt L=-1pt SHO=2pt
Stamkos, Tavares, Eichel, Mercer, JRobertson, RThomas, Kucherov, Nugent-Hopkins, Tuch, KConnor, Necas, Point, Konecny, SJarvis, Cozenz, Morrissey, Bouchard, Josi, Novak, Tolvanen, Peterka, SBennett
G- Vasilevskiy, Sorokin, Oettinger
"Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but dont stare.. Unless you're wearing sunglasses."
Odell injury sucks Peng
Yikes, I almost feel bad for you Peng. Unfortunately, I own OBJ in my other FF league, so I feel your pain. Also, I'm not enjoying the 1-4 club.
Remind me if we are relegating 1 or 2 teams...I need goals/targets in order to try and avoid that damn relegation thingy.
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
Two poor weeks in a row..need to stop the slide.