Ha... i was referencing the fact that my wife had Tacos without me!!!!! That dirty.... *(^%*&$%&*
Me: “Wanna watch a movie?”
GF: “Sure, but I don’t care what movie”
Me: “how about Ted, Jurassic Park, Hunger Games, Eat Pray Love, any Cameron Diaz movie?”
GF: “No I wanna watch Despicable me”
Me: “OK”
10minutes in, she’s on her phone or asleep.
They approach every decision the same. “Doesn’t matter… no I don’t wanna”
12 Team, H2H, Keep 6 (in Bold)
G, A, Pts, PPP, FW, SOG, Hits, Blocks
W, Saves, S%, GAA, Game Started
2C, 2LW, 2RW, 4D, 1Util, 2G, 5BN, 2IR, 1IR+, 1NA
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Ha... i was referencing the fact that my wife had Tacos without me!!!!! That dirty.... *(^%*&$%&*
people that dont read the ''carry on'' luggage limitations and hold up the rest of us waiting for security check at airports.
lol...ain't that the truth?
Her: Where do you want to go tonight?
Me: [uh-oh here we go] Oh, I don't care, it's your call.
Her: No. You pick, I always pick.
Me: [knowingly] Cantina Loco (my fav mex joint)
Her: No.
Me: Blue Monk? (kick ass beer selection)
Her: No
Me: Sea Bar? (sushi)
Her: I think I'll make veggie wraps. I don't feel like going out.
Me: Honey, would you be so kind as to hold this rubber tube tight while I insert the needle? Thanks
@SmittysRant
Oooh... I got one.
When there are three people walking towards you taking up the entire sidewalk and they don't effing move over.
Like, seriously, nobody should have to step off the sidewalk because your self-absorbed asses can muster enough comprehension to exercise some common freaking courtesy. I used to move, now I play chicken (unless it looks like they have something contagious, that said, the street people are usually more polite than the hipsters).
/S
~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
Victoria DH
C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
Bench: Parise (LW), Motte (C), Richardson (C), Hagg (D)
IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
Loch brings up a great point...
Hipsters irk me... Plain and simple...
They kinda ruined it for everyone. Pissed off lumberjacks with that whole beard-as-a-fashion-statement thing. Pissed off rockers for ripping off their tatts and denim. Hell, even nerds are pissed for having to continually explain that "No, I need these glasses. They're prescription lenses."
Plaid flannel shirts that I've owned for decades remain in my closet.
@SmittysRant
Video is reminiscent of what we go through some days.
1. Those damn 80k drivers are out and about again. Grrrrrr
2. A lady threw out a smoke butt while driving in front of me this am. A big one. Then kept her left hand outside of the window waving it around care-free....like it didn't see that lady. Litterface
3. Why does the comedy network here in Canada not have more than 2 commercials in their circulation. It's always the same ones!!! And long enough that I can easily clean my dishes in the sink and prep desert.
4. Horse flies! took half of my leg this am. no. reason. to. be. on. this. planet.
5. Ah, Gas prices again!! up, no down, wait, up, no down, ok about the same, now down, wait up.......just pay up sucker
6. Soiled and seeded part of my lawn, water ever night while getting eaten alive, it's been 7 days and about 100 blades of grass have appeared. wtf
Hockey Pools? Too many to mention. Points only, salary cap and dynasty.
Another thing that kills me is people who are walking backwards right into you while they're talking to someone else, even though you're there telling them "Hey dude, I'm right here behind you."
Makes you want to hit them over the head with a baseball bat just to see if that would get their attention.
RETIRED
My daughter is dating a fellow who is partners in a hipsters sports bar in Toronto. I've been there a couple of times and found that they are the super friendly. LOL They also belong to an axe trowing league as well, which I will be trying out soon. Hey Axeman, have you ever tried it? There was a scene on Hockey Wives where the girls went axe throwing. Looks dangerous!
If the walking and texting thing really gets to you, I propose a new sport:
Cell Phone Jousting!
Walk around with a hockey stick/closed umbrella/whatever under your arm and see if you can joust the cell phone out of someone's hand. Sure, it is kind of a dick move, but if they were watching where they were going it wouldn't be an issue!
/S
~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
Victoria DH
C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
Bench: Parise (LW), Motte (C), Richardson (C), Hagg (D)
IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
i'm moving to a hipster neighborhood. I'm gonna try to change the face of it.
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