I randomly came to Marty Brodeur's website and it has a page with all of his NHL records. Most of them are just fine, but then I saw this:
"Most consecutive opening night starts with one team (17)"
How ridiculously specific is that? Why not just go "most wins on a tuesday when it's raining" or something like that? Talk about arbitrary...
So yeah, he has 23 records or whatnot, but how many of them are just silly in terms of how specific they are? How many of Gretzky's records are that specific?
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I think you might have pissed off somebody....
(give you a hint - he started the thread)
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Yeah I'm not a fan of that degree of 'stat-wanking' either...it happens A TON in baseball (at least on the Jays broadcasts...god every time Pat Tabler pulls a random stat like that out of his butt I wanna scream!)
I once flipped a coin heads 12 times in a row...
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A coin flip on heads 12 times in a row! Holy shit man. No joke, that is crazy odds.
mario scoring five diferent goals in a game.....an emty netter after scoring 4 is not gonna come to often. not sure if that was against marty, but it was the devils.
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How many people actually get paid for checking all these records?
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I wonder what were the odds of the 13th flip coming up heads?
We do see an awful lot of meaningless stats in sports broadcasts.
I always like the stats like "Pittsburgh is 23-2-1 all time against San Jose"... Apparently this is relevant to the outcome of the next game even though 90% of those games happened before any of the players in the current game joined the NHL. ~Sigh~
I also enjoy the "goalie x is 2-0-1 with a 0.66 GAA in the second half of back to back games in which he faces more than 30 shots after losing the previous game while facing less than 25 shots" stats.
But yeah, Marty's stat is impressively meaningless. It is the byproduct of his good play, but not in and of itself an actual measure of good play.
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Garbage Goal is 100% correct. The next flip is 50-50. Every flip is 50-50. But if asked before the first flip, the chances to 12 in a row on heads is 4096/1. The next flip is double that at 8192/1.
Some of the records are indeed quite stupid and pretty meaningless. I mean you dont go out and try to break the record for most 1st period defensive faceoffs won in a row by an away team.
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I hate when I'm watching a game and they combine two stats to just create a record out of thin air. At one point it was "First to score 50 goals and get 200 PIM" and now it's "First to score 55 goals and 165 PIM" or "First to score 40 goals and 210 PIM." They just tweak it to their convenience. Someone needs to give the stat trackers more meaningful work!
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