Originally Posted by
Bomm Bastic
Flyer Fan, this is a slightly off-the-bell-curve kinda question. Is there a Giroux hat-trick dance I can perform?
I'm in the playoffs this week, losing my shirt, and am in need of some sort of miracle. Appreciate the time.
Signed,
Bombing in Buffalo
Thanks bombing, that's an interesting question,
and in the past there have been certain ceremonial dances performed by fans that seemed to bring at least moderate success.
Unfortunately most of these dances ceased immediately after the fans were subsequently ripped by Flyers Captain Mike Richards during a radio interview:
"These are guys that have come in the league and haven't earned respect," Richards told the radio station. "It's just frustrating to see young fans like that come in here, perform goal dances, and so much as think that they're better than a lot of people. You have to earn respect in this league. It takes a lot. You can't just come in here as a rookie and dance like that. It's not the way to get respect from other fans around the league. Hopefully someone in their seating section addresses it, because, uh, I'm not saying I'm going to do it, but something might happen to them if they continue to be that cocky."
So while Claude Giroux goal dances are not reccomended, there have been individuals recently who have tried to gain additional defensive production out of him using some ancient mystical chanting and ceremonies.
Sadly, I don't have an actual transcript of the ritual, but I believe the chant is something like the ancient Hopi Indian version I was able to find on the internet (so you know it has to be legitmate), and posted below.
Ancient Hopi Indian Mystical Claude Giroux Fruitful Harvest Chant:
"WTF are you doing out there?
Get your bleeping head out of your bleeping $#$%.
This ain't bleeping Brampton anymore ya know.
Time to grow the #%$ up.
You were making the same bleeping dumbassed careless mistakes a year ago.
It was bleeping horseshit then, and it's bleeping horseshit now.
but WTF, I guess some people never bleeping learn."
I'm told, you may have to repeat this a few times for the desired effect, and that it helps if you're wearing some sort of frightening "death face" when you say it too. (something to do with the mysterious spirit world I guess)
Good luck!
Last edited by Flyer Fan; March 21, 2011 at 6:10 PM.
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