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    https://www.msn.com/en-ca/sports/nhl...c25f6113&ei=15

    "The Penguins announced Thursday morning that the team will not be handing out bobbleheads of Jaromir Jagr due to the fact that the shipment of merchandise was stolen on its way from California."

    The best part is Flyers mascot Gritty jokingly confessed to the crime, lol!
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    Maybe it was this chick getting payback.

    https://thehockeynews.com/news/jarom...-less-about-it

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    What hairstyle did the bobbleheads use?

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    This story only adds to Jagr's fame
    12 team, H2H, salary cap
    1 pt/G or A, 2 pts/W, 1 pt/OTL, 1 pt/SO

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    They needed that many because they produced one for each professional hockey team Jagr has played for.
    12 team H-2-H 1 year league, daily roster changes, 3 goalie start minimum/week
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    G, A, P, PIM, PPP, SHP, GWG, SOG, Hits, W, SV%, GAA, SVs
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    D: R. Josi, J. Trouba, E. Gustafsson,
    G: L. Thompson, F. Gustavsson, V. Vanecek
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    Quote Originally Posted by LawMan View Post
    They needed that many because they produced one for each professional hockey team Jagr has played for.
    You kid, but I think if you just added up the number of minutes Jagr was on the ice for the power play in his career, that likely would be enough to cover how many to give out to an arena's worth of fans.
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    The police have begun to mullet over.

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