How about, Two Way Contracts.
That should get them going!
My team is struggling mightily due to slow starts by a myriad of players(Corvo, Backstrom, Bergeron, Luongo, Osgood, Staal, Timonen)...Bascially a who\'s who of struggling players in the NHL.(minus Ovechkin)
I\'ve decided to take a stand and change my team\'s name in an attempt to change my team\'s luck. I know it\'s completely ridiculous to think that a fantasy name has anything to do with player production, but hey, we all have our superstitions. So, can anybody list some good or especially funny fantasy names that they might have seen, so that I could possibly use it to surround my team with good real life karma. Hopefully I can turn my luck around. My fantasy team name was Random Heroes(Ryan Dunn from Jackass\'s nickname. I thought it fit nicely)and so far they\'re playing like random a-holes! HELP!
How about, Two Way Contracts.
That should get them going!
doulos wrote:
:laugh: That is actually very underratedly funny! +1.How about, Two Way Contracts.
That should get them going!
I was in a (baseball, sorry) pool once that forced us to use anagrams of our names for our team names.
Given that constraint, the best team name I ever saw was \"Orb Masteries\", so named by the late Rob Siertsema (may he RIP).
Shut Your 5 Hole
Cunning Runts
Dirtypuckers
Kim Jong Il\'s Bourbon
Mao\'s Tailors
Backhand of God
Priceless metaldude !!!
Obviously:
Staaled
13 team Keeper, top 8F, 4D and 2G count. 1pt G/A, 2pt W/SO.
Protect up to 500 points in a full season
(K) denotes keeper
Keepers:
F: Draisaitl, Thompson, Thomas, Zuccarello, Konecny, Marchessault Ehlers, O'Reilly, Tarasenko, Perron, Coronato, Seguin, Atkinson, Rossi, Michkov
D: Q Fox, Sergachev, Dobson, York, Hutson
G: Vasilevsky, Jarry, Levi
oooooh im feeling that last one...
i just realized a guy in my pool has the name mckeowns monsters to play off macguires monster... i thought that was clever.
i also have another pun: the iron giants
name them after a bar / pub in your area
then , after another poor week of play you can go drink to it :laugh:
My team name is
The Dutch Machine, and it works like crazy lol
guy in my pool always is pretty creative
this year his name is \" The Vagtastic Voyage\"
last year it was \"Little Jew Hats\"
and the year before that \"Gingervitis\"
Preseason Studs.
Extremely hyped preseaon, dead now.
Ahahah.
Still, I feel I have a pretty awesome team name.
\"Victorius Secret\"
10 Team H2H In-HouseSalary
G, A, P, +/-, PIM, PPP, GWG
W, SV%, GAA, SO
Dress: C, LW, RW, D, D, U, U, G Daily
C: Crosby, Roy, H. Sedin, M.Koivu
LW: Heatley, A. Kostitsyn, Cammalleri, Bourque
RW: St. Louis, Voracek, Mueller (C), Bouchard (RW)
D: Kaberle, Gleason, Suter, Burns, Vlasic
G: Turco, Garon
IR: Oshie, Gonchar, Green
Farm: Filatov, Kunitz, Yandle, Bogosian, Pavelec, 5 unk Players
Squids-r-Us.
God bless us,everyone of us!
NYR9394 wrote:
I agree. That was funny! another +1.doulos wrote:
:laugh: That is actually very underratedly funny! +1.How about, Two Way Contracts.
That should get them going!
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