Reply With QuoteHavlat would be Cher, with all these body surgeries...
if hockey players were women....
crosby, ovechkin, and malkin would be in the class of scarlett johanson, angelina jolie, etc.
all goalies would be considered pornstars, as they have 5 guys at a time trying to shoot on them:P
mike sillinger would be the ultimate slut, being passed around almost every year
chara would be a virgin...noone wants to bang a 7 foot girl
feel free to add your own
if hockey players were women....
Havlat would be Cher, with all these body surgeries...
if hockey players were women....
LOL good one
if hockey players were women....
Ray Emery would be Britney Spears. Just when you think they are set to be on top of the world the do some messed up things and get committed somewhere else
if hockey players were women....
john tavares=miley cyrus?? the nex big thing? lol...
gary bettman= jessica simpson? biggest dumbass haha
if hockey players were women....
Crosby would be Fran Dresser, cause everytime you see them wine you just wanna slap them
if hockey players were women....
Mike Ricci would be Bea Arthur.
if hockey players were women....
I\'m dieing after it took me 2 seconds to think of this one.
George Laraque would be Serena Williams.
Contract Fantrax 14 teams, 8 keepers. 4 max lifers +/-
3C, 3LW, 3RW, 1F. 5D,2G....5Reserves.
Goal heavy. G=3.5 A=2 Add 0.5pts for D.
Goalies:W=3,SO=4,start=2,Save=.1
Assist +4, OF loss +1 loss= -1 Goal against -1
C:MACKINNON,Kadri,Rossi,Thompson
LW: KANE,HUBERDEAU,Marchand,kotkaniemi,Colton,N.Robert son
RW:KUCHEROV,RANTANEN,Kessel,Bjorkstrand
FOX,BURNS,Jones,Girard,lundkist,Hanafin
G:CAMPBELL,Swayman
Minors:Mctavish,Johnson
if hockey players were women....
Chris Chelios would be Madonna.. both still going strong into their 90s
13 team points only keeper
2C, 2LW, 2RW, 3D and 1G plus 5 player bench
Keep 6 plus entire farm
C: Lecavalier, Ribeiro
LW: Elias, Booth
RW: Kessel, Pominville
D: Karlsson, Phaneuf, Bouwmeester
G: Pavelic
Bench: Malkin, Savard, Langenbrunner, Markov, Brouwer
Farm: Frolik, Gagner, Little, Turris, B. Connolly, Kuznetsov, Ekman-Larson
if hockey players were women....
The Sedins would be Serena and Venus Williams, but less muscular and masculine then the Williams
if hockey players were women....
The Sedins are more like the olsen twins or just picture swedish twins with normal sized foreheads.
30 GM Commish Dynasty
G A +/- PIM PPP SOG W GAA SV
Start: 3C, 3LW, 3RW, 4D, 1Utl, 1G
C:Savard,Filpulla,Arnott,Ott,Boyd,Weight,Rupp
LW:Heatley,Morrow,Sullivan,Tambellini,Bissonnette, Pierro-Zabotel
RW: Hemsky,Backes,Orr,Tikhonov,Artyukhin,Ortmeyer
D:EJ,Ehrhoff,Hjalmarsson,Babchuk,Commodore
G: M.A.Fleury,Deslauriers,Koskinen,Monnino
if hockey players were women....
Zdeno Chara is Herman Munster
We get one of these - Don't waste it.
if hockey players were women....
I think Jiri Tlusty is Miley Cyrus- both young stars who had to deal with scandalous pictures being released.
Simone Gagne might be Paris Hilton because chances are good that, after that many concussions he\'s living the simple life.
Chris Simon= Tanya Harding
Zeno Chara= China? Nah, Herman Munster...
The female version of Sydney Crosby is... well Sydney Crosby.
hmy: :woohoo:
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