Undercover Toboggan Cops

[Dobber]

Rick Mercer spoofs the latest joke trend in Canada, in which cities are banning tobogganing

[The Bottlenecker]

I still hold the old neighbourhood record. I made it past the third rows of trees at the bottom of the hill, and crashed when I hit the birch tree that jumped out in front of me. The sled I was on was deemed legitimate, and had not been coated in any illegal substance like silicone or grease. Neither of these lousy coppers would stand a chance of catching me.