The Oilers lost Tambellini's voodoo powers so now math and statistics take over again.
Congratulations to the Panthers.
Florida Panthers (25%)
Colorado Avalanche (18.8%)
Tampa Bay Lightning (14.2%)
Nashville Predators (10.7%)
Carolina Hurricanes (8.1%)
Calgary Flames (6.2%)
Edmonton Oilers (4.7%)
Buffalo Sabres (3.6%)
New Jersey Devils (2.7%)
One of the rest (DAL, PHI, PHO, WPG or CBJ)
no chance in hell....but i would love the Flyers to get it. They NEED Jones!!!
10 team, H2H Points, Limited Keeper (1C,2W,2D,1G,1 non G)
18 man roster plus 2 IR spots [20 total]
start 2C, 4W, 4D, 2G; daily lineup changes
Stats: G,A,PPG,ENG,SHG,GWG,OTG,ShootOut Goals/Attemtps,Hat Tricks,+/-,FOW,PIMs,Majors,Misconducts,Hits,Blocked Shots
Goalies Stats: W,Saves,Goals Against,SO
C: Tavares, Koivu, Backstrom, Johansen
W: Lucic, Ladd, Eriksson, Komarov, Forsberg, Jenner
D: Hedman, Ekblad, Niskanen, Yandle, Campbell
G: Holtby, Schneider, Hammond
IR: Anderson, Faulk
The Oilers lost Tambellini's voodoo powers so now math and statistics take over again.
Congratulations to the Panthers.
Yeah... right up until they start cleaning out Tambellini's desk and find the file labelled "draft lottery" which is just a video tape of Bettman and Daly in Tijuana.
Apparently (according to my sources, who are still vomiting) Daly is wearing a french maid's outfight and wrestling naked midgets while smoking a cigar and Bettman is wearing a sombrero with a sharpie moustache and performing a cameo in the nightly donkey show.
And Edmonton's name comes up first again.
Last edited by Loch; April 29, 2013 at 5:38 PM.
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~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
Victoria DH
C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
Bench: Parise (LW), Motte (C), Richardson (C), Hagg (D)
IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
My logical side says Florida, my heart says Dallas....naturally I voted for Dallas.
Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....
Here's my train(wreck) of thought :
First, it's the 13th season this millenium..so applying some sort of mathematical wizardry that I'm somewhat sketchy with...I added the "1" and "3" to come up with a witty "4".
The "4" reminded me of the good ol' phrase "Number Four...Bobby Orr !!"
Roundabout here I decided that rhyming was pretty cool, and said to myself what goes with "which teams lucky day ?"
Obviously - Tampa Bay. 100% guaranteed. This $&@# really works guys !
( I also always get the winning 50/50 draw ticket by licking the money that I buy tix with. )
Keeper league 14 teams (H2H, 20 active players keep 16 NHLers, 16 minors)
Scoring Cats: G-A-PTS-PPG-PPA-(+/-)-HITS-BLK-SHP-SOG-FOW-GWG / W-L-SVS-SV%-GAA-SO
C- Crosby, Barzal, Bennett, Schmaltz, Novak
W- Forsberg, Batherson, Nichuskin, Tuch, Konecny, Maccelli, Sharangovich, Bertuzzi, Kaliyev, Neighbours, Reichel
D- Carlson, Rielly, Klingberg
G- Hellebuyck, Demko, Merzlikins, Vejmelka
Minors:
F: Fantilli, Cooley, Bourgault, Perreault, Cowan, Ohgren, N. Foote, Goyette, Iskhakov, Denisenko, Tracey
D: Simashev, Willander, Lambos
G: Schmidt, Rodrigue, DiPietro, Gaudreau, McKay
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~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
Victoria DH
C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
Bench: Parise (LW), Motte (C), Richardson (C), Hagg (D)
IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
Keeper league 14 teams (H2H, 20 active players keep 16 NHLers, 16 minors)
Scoring Cats: G-A-PTS-PPG-PPA-(+/-)-HITS-BLK-SHP-SOG-FOW-GWG / W-L-SVS-SV%-GAA-SO
C- Crosby, Barzal, Bennett, Schmaltz, Novak
W- Forsberg, Batherson, Nichuskin, Tuch, Konecny, Maccelli, Sharangovich, Bertuzzi, Kaliyev, Neighbours, Reichel
D- Carlson, Rielly, Klingberg
G- Hellebuyck, Demko, Merzlikins, Vejmelka
Minors:
F: Fantilli, Cooley, Bourgault, Perreault, Cowan, Ohgren, N. Foote, Goyette, Iskhakov, Denisenko, Tracey
D: Simashev, Willander, Lambos
G: Schmidt, Rodrigue, DiPietro, Gaudreau, McKay