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    DerekReese is back for its first instalment of Derek's Corner in 2013. I would like to say its new and improved but its not. It will be the same old crap that everyone seems to love!

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    Nobody likes being caught between a rock and a hard place, but if you were able to pick a side would you go with the rock or the hard place?

    Also, what exactly is the hard place?


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    Are you good at excel? If so, answer my thread

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    My wife's jetta was throwing a P0171 fault.
    Now it's a P0102 + P0113.
    What's causing this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengwin7 View Post
    My wife's jetta was throwing a P0171 fault.
    Now it's a P0102 + P0113.
    What's causing this?
    Obviously you have to add the results togther. 102+113 = 215. A P0215 is more severe than a P0171 because the number is greater. You might want to get this checked before it becomes a P09999999999999999999999999. That would not be good.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengwin7 View Post
    My wife's jetta was throwing a P0171 fault.
    Now it's a P0102 + P0113.
    What's causing this?
    Probably your MAF is f--ked... kind of like Pittsburgh in last year's playoffs!

    The 0171 is AFR related whereas the 0102 and 0113 are MAF/IAT related. A bad MAF can cause AFR problems (air/fuel ratio) thus the 0171, then the ECU figures out that the MAF (mass air flow sensor) and IAT (intake air temp sensor) are humped as they deteriorate. The IAT is often part of the MAF... easy enought to replace on most cars... though sometimes not too cheap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    Nobody likes being caught between a rock and a hard place, but if you were able to pick a side would you go with the rock or the hard place?

    Also, what exactly is the hard place?
    I would pick the hard place as with the Rock I can smell what he is cooking and it smells bad!

    A Hard place is a place um......If you are Bomm please do not read the rest of this post! Ok Bomm are you gone? A hard place is what every man gets when they see pics of Mrs Bomm! Oh Yeah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    Probably your MAF is f--ked... kind of like Pittsburgh in last year's playoffs!

    The 0171 is AFR related whereas the 0102 and 0113 are MAF/IAT related. A bad MAF can cause AFR problems (air/fuel ratio) thus the 0171, then the ECU figures out that the MAF (mass air flow sensor) and IAT (intake air temp sensor) are humped as they deteriorate. The IAT is often part of the MAF... easy enought to replace on most cars... though sometimes not too cheap.
    I saw your post before you changed it. I immediately thought you were talking about the Penguins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dyzfunctioned View Post
    Are you good at excel? If so, answer my thread
    The answer is..............No clue. I dont do IF statements.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    The answer is..............No clue. I dont do IF statements.
    Because everything is true with you?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengwin7 View Post
    My wife's jetta was throwing a P0171 fault.
    Now it's a P0102 + P0113.
    What's causing this?
    I bet this was working just fine (MAF) a few years back but since last spring is when the problem started right? The Problem is you have a canadian piece in the mix of a multcultural car. The only thing to do is to back it up with a part from the Czech Republic.
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    In retrospect I totally should have waited for this thread to pose my "Piss Test" question. There are no few judgements here in Derek's Corner and more answers.

    In any case, where should I go to find clean urine for this oil change you suggested?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    I bet this was working just fine (MAF) a few years back but since last spring is when the problem started right? The Problem is you have a canadian piece in the mix of a multcultural car. The only thing to do is to back it up with a part from the Czech Republic.
    Or if your need a Quick fix you can just get a truck.
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