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    For Gary Bettman to get a full on Scrooging. I want the ghost of David Stern (even though he's still alive) to come warn him of the coming of the three Ghosts. Then the Ghost of Christmas Past can come and show him tormented fans from the 2004 Lockout or the 1994 Lockout, doesn't matter which since Bettman Scrooged them both up real good. Then the Ghost of Christmas Present can come and show him all the tormented fans from the current lockout. Finally, the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come can come and show him the tormented fans from the Lockout he's planning ten years from now.

    At which point he flashes back to the present and immediately resigns after being shown just what a miserable sack of shit he has been. And maybe then all of us "Tiny Tims" will get our ****ing medicine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by metaldude26 View Post
    For Gary Bettman to get a full on Scrooging. I want the ghost of David Stern (even though he's still alive) to come warn him of the coming of the three Ghosts. Then the Ghost of Christmas Past can come and show him tormented fans from the 2004 Lockout or the 1994 Lockout, doesn't matter which since Bettman Scrooged them both up real good. Then the Ghost of Christmas Present can come and show him all the tormented fans from the current lockout. Finally, the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come can come and show him the tormented fans from the Lockout he's planning ten years from now.

    At which point he flashes back to the present and immediately resigns after being shown just what a miserable sack of shit he has been. And maybe then all of us "Tiny Tims" will get our ****ing medicine.
    I hope the ghost of Christmas future shows him cleaning toilets in Penn Station.

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    Quote Originally Posted by islefan31 View Post
    I hope the ghost of Christmas future shows him cleaning toilets in Penn Station.

    I'd much rather a future where he is standing on a seedy corner somewhere complete with fake wig, bad mascara and lipstick, a stained red leather dress with matching 6 inch heels and ripped fishnets screaming "THIS IS MY CORNER BITCH"...
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