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  1. December 12, 2012, 4:39 PM #1
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    Since I'm bored to tears, I might as well make my needs heard and hopefully Santa Derek will be able to deliver by Christmas morning.

    All I want for Christmas is:

    - A new Xbox to play Halo 4
    - Time to play Halo 4
    - A cheaper cell phone plan
    - The world not to end on Dec 21st
    - Another 5 yrs out of my fat 20 yr old cat
    - More traffic on the Dobber forums
    - Bettman and Fehr to get hit by a bus (preferably at the same time)
    - Hockey to resume
    - 2 more expansion teams for my Fantrax H2H salary league
    - Unlimited bacon poutine on call
    - And World Peace of course!

    Please list any of your secret desires here on this thread, and you can include your own Christmas want list as well I suppose.
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  2. December 12, 2012, 4:56 PM #2
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    All I want for Christmas is:

    [ahem...]

    Hockey to resume

    -Bacon Poutine (yes, I stole that from Gainer)

    -Kegerator (cuz that's what I need...MORE beer in my house)

    -Boxer-briefs that don't ride up on me when I am out with my wife

    -The NIH to fund a study concluding a diet of red meat, sausage and beer lowers odds of cardiovascular endpoints, lowers LDL and BP

    -Bettman and Fehr to publicly admit they're married and this lockout is all just a misunderstanding owed to Bettie-muffins tendency to squeeze the toothpaste from the middle

    -The entire Middle East to quit killing for one day

    -Paulina Gretzky to close her legs for one day

    -A pony (just cuz I think that would be neat to be able to say "I have a pony")
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    All I want for Christmas is:

    -resolution to the CBA as soon as possible
    -play the Pierre McGuire game with my old man over christmas (http://forums.dobbersports.com/showt...Guire+drinking)
    -Bettman and Fehr both resign after the lockout is over
    -A winter classic game on the first couple of days of January
    -a million dollars (cue Barenaked Ladies)
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  4. December 12, 2012, 5:46 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bomm Bastic View Post
    All I want for Christmas is:



    -The entire Middle East to quit killing for one day

    -Paulina Gretzky to close her legs for one day
    I think these two might be a bit of a stretch but the bacon poutine is definitely a dose of reality that everyone should face.

    Does anyone know a place in Calgary that I can acquire good Bacon Poutine? I will rep for good answers. I will rep for bad answers.
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  5. December 12, 2012, 5:50 PM #5
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    The obvious , the lockout to be over!
    A redo on life , knowing what I know now!
    World peace!
    World hunger to be a thing of the past!
    To win all my hockey pools at least once!
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  6. December 12, 2012, 6:18 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by gainerama View Post
    I think these two might be a bit of a stretch but the bacon poutine is definitely a dose of reality that everyone should face.

    Does anyone know a place in Calgary that I can acquire good Bacon Poutine? I will rep for good answers. I will rep for bad answers.
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  7. December 12, 2012, 10:50 PM #7
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    .....is to win my Survivor Pool.
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  8. December 13, 2012, 6:01 AM #8
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    All these mature, rational, and responsible lists.....I'm so disappointed in you guys....I'll put together a real list and include pictures.....In no particular order....

    A Ferrari F12 Berlinetta.....



    A lifetime supply of Unibroue beers



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  9. December 13, 2012, 6:13 AM #9
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    You do realize that Amber Heard swings the other way right?
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  10. December 13, 2012, 6:14 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    You do realize that Amber Heard swings the other way right?
    She bats for both teams last I knew. If not I got lots of other options.
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    I want Gary Bettman to pay the rest of my truck off, and Donald Fehr clean out my septic tank.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    You do realize that Amber Heard swings the other way right?
    2-for-1...perfect!!
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    All I want for Christmas is:

    To have time to play Tecmo Bowl on my Sega Genius.
    To eat tons of Bacon, Deep Fried Chicken Wings and Poutine and not get fat.
    To have the Xbox 360 go on sale on Boxing Day.
    To have 2 days a week set a side for video games.
    To have at least one day during the holidays where no one bugs me and I can play video games in my underwear eating potatoe chips and drinking coke.
    To have the Showcase channel revert back to previous programming.
    To have hockey back so I can win my hockey pools.
    To have Bettman and Fehr come out of the closet.
    To have Chuck Norris come over so I can kick his ass.
    To have Anna Nicole Smith come back to life.
    To have Cherry Coke in Canada.
    To have all you can eat KFC in Canada.
    To have have xray vision.
    To win the Lotto Max.
    To have Tommy Lee come over to show him what a real ***** looks like.
    To be in the next Gangman Style video.
    To go into Outer Space.
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