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    According to this clown, I should have known about his injury:




    -------- Original Message --------
    Date: Mon, 1 Nov 2010 17:16:40 -0700 (PDT)
    From: DAVID *****<**** @ ****. com>
    To: DobberHockey.com


    Hey Dobber! On YOUR advice I picked Zach Parise high in TWO pools.

    http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/teams/story/?i...ame=nhl-devils

    He had this injury since the SUMMER?

    And you're a hockey insider?

    BRUTAL.....

    Think I'll save my money next year.....

    Unhappy Customer,
    David






    And so, for withholding this valuable piece of information from you, the reader, I offer my humblest and most sincere apologies.
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!! That's even worst then the kid who emailed Burish for loosing at NHL11 hahahahahha
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    Wish this clown (love the word, clown) post this in the forums...
    We all could reply insanities to him!
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    Dobber, did you get my email about my 3 inch wang? I wanted bigger. Thanks for nothing.
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    Lol..How could you Dobber? Apology accepted

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    Too funny. The irony. One guy asking for a 3 inch wang followed by Mr. Sausage

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    ARGH!!



    Dobber don't you screen the top 25 players before you put them in the top 25. Maybe your crystal ball is expired please check the bottom.

    Also who's going to be injured next???!?!?!

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    Give that ass clown his money back and block him from the site for life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ridinryan44 View Post
    Dobber, did you get my email about my 3 inch wang? I wanted bigger. Thanks for nothing.
    Best post of the night LMAO

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    The funniest part is that his proof of you not doing your job is an article that states that Parise didn't tell anyone about the injury until now. Dobber, don't you have Truman Show like capabilities with every player in the NHL???

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    Lemme guess... He picked Parise in the top 3?
    He'll need that money to see a head shrink.

    What an ASS Clown <-- fitting, given the 3 avatars above me
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    while we are on it .... Dobber why didnt you tell me that Fleury was gonna suck hairy goat balls this year??

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    Oh, read the title to this thread and thought it was about Dobber being the one who took Parise out for 3 months. . .
    We get one of these - Don't waste it.

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    But seriously, I want my money back for drafting Patrick O'Sullivan last year.

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