I'm Looking for a Man in Finance

[The Comish]

I'm looking for a man in finance...trust fund...6'5"...blue eyes...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q7oAGLxhbrk

[Pengwin7]

I would dance to that.
5'-9"... blue eyes... close enough, yeah...

WTF is a "trust fund".
I'm... sort of glad I've heard that term and don't exactly know what that is.

[The Comish]

I would dance to that.
5'-9"... blue eyes... close enough, yeah...

WTF is a "trust fund".
I'm... sort of glad I've heard that term and don't exactly know what that is.

LOL, I'm closer to 5'5", brown eyes, so she's definitely NOT looking for me!

I wanted to make sure I didn't have the wrong idea on trust fund, so I looked it up. The first definition is what I thought it was, but the second one I hadn't heard used in that way and that's likely what the girl in the clip was talking about when she said "trust fund":

"Trust funds are legal arrangements that allow individuals to place assets in a special account to benefit another person or entity."

noun DEROGATORY•INFORMAL
"a person, typically a young adult, who is independently wealthy and does not need to work to earn a living."

[Wotan]

It sure feels like I've dodged a bullet here, being a brown eyed 6'2" teacher. Imagine meeting her critetria and having this leech coming after you 🙈

[dejeanneret]

If I met all the criteria I'd be looking for ... not her.