Western Conference Second Round: (1) Calgary Flames vs (2) Edmonton Oilers

[rataylor22]

Lmao. Its Calgary Edmonton baby, you're out of your depth.

Plus, it's a legitimately terrible nickname for a player who's playstyle is more representative of an otter. Maybe a baby deer. Chipmunk. That general realm.

[Stifler]

Not surprising that you would want to see anger, violence, suspensions, injuries, etc. I also live in Alberta and personally I'm looking forward more to the speed and skill of guys like McDavid and Gaudreau going head to head, but to each their own.

I want teeth on the ice, noses sideways, bloodshot eyes, legs bent in shapes they shouldn't be. That's what I hope for sure.

But for you, if that's too violent in the most anticipated playoff series in decades, then maybe the NHL All star game is right up your alley. they got cute stuff like accuracy shooting, fastest skater etc. really nice speed and skill of guys like McDavid and Gaudreau going head to head.

but to each their own

[rataylor22]

I want teeth on the ice, noses sideways, bloodshot eyes, legs bent in shapes they shouldn't be. That's what I hope for sure.

But for you, if that's too violent in the most anticipated playoff series in decades, then maybe the NHL All star game is right up your alley. they got cute stuff like accuracy shooting, fastest skater etc. really nice speed and skill of guys like McDavid and Gaudreau going head to head.

but to each their own

And don't you DARE make fun of any nicknames. Might offend someone.

[tweetdrivr]

Lmao. Its Calgary Edmonton baby, you're out of your depth.

Plus, it's a legitimately terrible nickname for a player who's playstyle is more representative of an otter. Maybe a baby deer. Chipmunk. That general realm.

I know I’ve used this quote here before, probably for you. But here it is again as it fits your post perfectly…

“It’s better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt” *

[rataylor22]

Given your reputation, I'll refrain from taking any advice from you. You might benefit taking your own advice tho.

[PenguinHunter]

OR

[saucelife90]

I want teeth on the ice, noses sideways, bloodshot eyes, legs bent in shapes they shouldn't be. That's what I hope for sure.

But for you, if that's too violent in the most anticipated playoff series in decades, then maybe the NHL All star game is right up your alley. they got cute stuff like accuracy shooting, fastest skater etc. really nice speed and skill of guys like McDavid and Gaudreau going head to head.

but to each their own

And don't you DARE make fun of any nicknames. Might offend someone.

Can we thank baby Jesus for the battle of Alberta and you two playing nice, even if it's just this once?

[rataylor22]

Goalie fight would be awesome. But would probably benefit Edmonton more than Calgary. Hilariously I probably trust Koskinen more than Vladar, although maybe they bring in Wolf and he continues his magical season.

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Can we thank baby Jesus for the battle of Alberta and you two playing nice, even if it's just this once?

For now

[kovalchuk17]

im expecting many big and/or dirty hits and fights. should be fun if youre into that sorta thing.

whoever survives may be too beat up to defeat colorado/stlouis in the next round

[hockeyrobot]

I don't even remember the actual stipulation of the bet, but Biz and Ryan Whitney have a major rivalry going with these two teams. The bet was Biz's Calgary would go further than Whit's Oilers and they have been on each other all year.

Now it comes to the culmination. I love it.

[The Comish]

I voted with my heart, Edmonton in 7.

I was cheering for Dallas to knock off a superior Flames team, but is it better to play a deep, tough to play against Calgary or a smoking hot super star goaltender on a decent Dallas team? At least we get to see another round in the Battle of Alberta...and more of those wicked 50/50 draws! Go Oilers!

[chuckcouples]

Oilers in 5. McDavid has gone supernova and won't be stopped.

[forumname]

I want teeth on the ice, noses sideways, bloodshot eyes, legs bent in shapes they shouldn't be. That's what I hope for sure.

But for you, if that's too violent in the most anticipated playoff series in decades, then maybe the NHL All star game is right up your alley. they got cute stuff like accuracy shooting, fastest skater etc. really nice speed and skill of guys like McDavid and Gaudreau going head to head.

but to each their own

You're right, I don't want to see anybody have their bones broken. I guess that makes me a soft snowflake in your demented view of the world. You're clearly so much tougher than me. Hey maybe you'll luck out and someone will take a skate blade to the jugular? That should really get you hard.

[Stifler]

You're right, I don't want to see anybody have their bones broken. I guess that makes me a soft snowflake in your demented view of the world. You're clearly so much tougher than me. Hey maybe you'll luck out and someone will take a skate blade to the jugular? That should really get you hard.

no one said anything about people bleeding out on the ice after being decapitated by a skate blade. You're ******ed I'd say.

But to want a soft battle of alberta yes, you're a soft snowflake in my demented view of the world.

This series needs to be as advertised. Nasty and dirty, and hopefully it boils over with some massive fan brawls on the QE2 around Red Deer

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Can we thank baby Jesus for the battle of Alberta and you two playing nice, even if it's just this once?

I was being nice...

[blayze]

Count on these 2 miserable incels to derail what should've been a fun thread...

The least the rest of you can do is spare me their idiocy by refraining from quoting them