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    Canada's top doctor recommends wearing masks during sex (ladies, I'll be wearing my Brad Pitt mask), while public health officials in British Columbia suggest using glory holes! I honestly thought this was going to be a parody:

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    For some people this might be an improvement.

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    10 minutes ago I would've thought it was "about the same", turns out it's actually "more likely." Who would've guessed?

    Wait, what end am I on? eh, already voted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    Wait, what end am I on? eh, already voted.
    Seriously, this made me spit out my drink! lol or more appropriately ROTFL
    "For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer

    "Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer

    “Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Comish View Post
    Canada's top doctor recommends wearing masks during sex (ladies, I'll be wearing my Brad Pitt mask), while public health officials in British Columbia suggest using glory holes! I honestly thought this was going to be a parody:

    Also, shame on any of you who thinks that Dr Tam is commenting on a certain part of my anatomy.
    "For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer

    "Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer

    “Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket

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    This is the content I come for.

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    Worth every second in this thread .... LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by senryu View Post
    This is the content I come for.
    Maybe you should invest in a body-sized condom


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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    Maybe you should invest in a body-sized condom
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    Maybe you should invest in a body-sized condom
    I suspect I can get the "Danny DeVito" sized special...half off?
    "For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer

    "Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer

    “Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket

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    So glad I clicked on this thread, needed some laughs.

    This sort of advice could never come from the US with its overly religious takes on sexuality.
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    I'm just wondering who the two people were who didn't know what a glory hole was...

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    Haha - just stumbled upon this thread! OMG - I love it!!!

    The kissing part of sexual activity is overrated!
    Men have dreamed of this day FOREVER!
    It is here. COVID. Our time!!!

    (This is all sort of tongue-in-cheek... but feel free to burn me and act like it's serious if you want to!!!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengwin7 View Post
    Haha - just stumbled upon this thread! OMG - I love it!!!

    The kissing part of sexual activity is overrated!
    Men have dreamed of this day FOREVER!
    It is here. COVID. Our time!!!

    (This is all sort of tongue-in-cheek... but feel free to burn me and act like it's serious if you want to!!!)
    This must be why new lesbian "videos" have decreased 34% during covid!?

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