Re: Nerk Sizooki?
You can't have Caufield as the best player on Montreal, because ... he's not on Montreal. He's been drafted by them, but isn't even formally in the system, as he's unsigned. For the article's purposes it simply wouldn't work.
I'm guessing you are writing like that because it's hard to use your beak when drinking on the touchscreen which might show a reflection, which could make you angry like a typical emu.
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