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    I can’t decide on which player I should hate more - Martin Jones, who after sucking for two full years delivers a 39-save shutout the first game after I dropped him, or Phil Kessel who for his grande finale for a dismal season gets no points (and no peripherals, for that matter) on seven goals tonight.

    What am I to do?

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    The correct answer is the Leafs. Hate the Leafs.

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    David Ayres. It's all his fault if the Leafs miss the playoffs.

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    Well that doesn’t help...I’m a Canadian who doesn’t live in Toronto so I already hate the Leafs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shift Disturber View Post
    Well that doesn’t help...I’m a Canadian who doesn’t live in Toronto so I already hate the Leafs.
    Ah too funny!!!! Cut Phil some slack, he's moved into his desert retirement home, it's all good. I hate all Goalies, recommend you join the club!! And don't worry, Jones will be back to his bed shitting days next start.
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    Just save your energy and hate Bettman
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    How about hating the pompous Don Cherry? Oh, sorry, I hear I'm late to the party...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RizzeeDizzee View Post
    Just save your energy and hate Bettman
    This is good advice. Feel free to extend it to Goodell & Manfred, commissioners of NFL & MLB, respectively. Bettman isn't the worst of the big 4 commissioners, and that's truly sad, as he's bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shift Disturber View Post
    I can’t decide on which player I should hate more - Martin Jones, who after sucking for two full years delivers a 39-save shutout the first game after I dropped him, or Phil Kessel who for his grande finale for a dismal season gets no points (and no peripherals, for that matter) on seven goals tonight.

    What am I to do?
    Jones. You ought to have known what you were getting with Kessel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Comish View Post
    Jones. You ought to have known what you were getting with Kessel.
    So maybe I should hate myself. I think a healthy amount of self loathing is essential to fantasy hockey survival.

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