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    https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/sab...000139701.html

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    My man was going 50 in a 25 ... not very smart.
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    I feel like this happened to Barkov last year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eskimo Brother View Post
    I feel like this happened to Barkov last year.
    Yeah, but apparently Ristolainen's is the highest one ever at nearly $150k because he was going 2x the speed limit. I'm assuming Barkov wasn't going nearly as fast relative to the limit.
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    Norway has a similar link for speeding tickets and the offenders salary. I'm not a fan, but I understand it.
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    Being from Finaland, and being IN Finland, this is just plain dumb on Risto's part. No way he didn't know the penalty.
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    https://mobile.twitter.com/shoffren/...000139701.html

    Barkov owns the 2nd highest. Selane got a doozy and so did komarov, but risto is in a class of his own.
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    almost as expensive as their beer
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    When you have to take a crap, you have to crap. I've done 105 in such situations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fungchen3 View Post
    When you have to take a crap, you have to crap. I've done 105 in such situations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eskimo Brother View Post
    M/hr, Km/hr, inches/hr?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fungchen3 View Post
    MPH.
    Had to be sure

    Gotta do what you gotta do. I feel like Risto may not have had as good of a reason though.
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    Does it really become that much harder to hold your poop when you get older? I'm only 30, and this whole "going 105 mph because I have to poop" thing is kinda freaking me out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mounD View Post
    Does it really become that much harder to hold your poop when you get older? I'm only 30, and this whole "going 105 mph because I have to poop" thing is kinda freaking me out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mounD View Post
    Does it really become that much harder to hold your poop when you get older? I'm only 30, and this whole "going 105 mph because I have to poop" thing is kinda freaking me out.
    Isn't an age thing. It was on the way home after eating sloppy Mexican--nachos covered in everything, enchiladas, etc. On a highway with no bathroom in site.
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