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    It wasn't equipped to handle 100 people opening threads at the same time, I believe we were capped at 50 simultaneous. Cap is now 250 until this Karlsson stuff dies off (I'll need some of that back for the other sites, which are now at 250 combined lol)
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    Wow and umm what other sites you referring to?
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    Awesome. Are we sure it's not people checking up on Pageau's injury?

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    Wow and umm what other sites you referring to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dobber View Post
    It wasn't equipped to handle 100 people opening threads at the same time, I believe we were capped at 50 simultaneous. Cap is now 250 until this Karlsson stuff dies off (I'll need some of that back for the other sites, which are now at 250 combined lol)
    Are you trying to say Karlsson is the achilles heel of this forum?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    Are you trying to say Karlsson is the achilles heel of this forum?
    This is cutting edge humour, well played Eric!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Comish View Post
    This is cutting edge humour, well played Eric!
    I'm not going to let you just skate on a pun like that...
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    These jokes are Cooked...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeymanG23 View Post
    These jokes are Cooked...
    Man, did not see that Cook one coming... but then again nobody ever does!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    Man, did not see that Cook one coming... but then again nobody ever does!
    True. It's like they just sneak up on you from behind aaaaaand Whammy! Someone should launch a forensic investigation into that
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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeymanG23 View Post
    True. It's like they just sneak up on you from behind annnnnd Whammy! Someone should launch a forensic investigation into that
    May I suggest Evander Kane?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDog View Post
    May I suggest Evander Kane?
    I have a feeling the forensic evidence shows that Cooke doesn't quite remember "meeting" Kane the first time, it's a little hazy.

    Side bonus, he'll work under the table for stacks of cash to keep it off the record lol
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    Doug Wilson has acquired Joe Thornton, Brent Burns, Evander Kane and Erik Karlsson for Wayne Primeau, Marco Sturm, Danny Heatley, and a basket of nothing.. Unreal!!
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