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    Default Arizona Cardinals introduce 7lb Gridiron Burger, costing $75

    Holy crap. That's like three days worth of food all on one burger.

    https://www.azcentral.com/story/spor...018/926813002/

    The Gridiron Burger includes five 1/3 pound burger patties, five all-beef hot dogs, five bratwursts, 20 slices of American cheese, eight slices of bacon, eight chicken tenders, 12 ounces of fries, lettuce, pickles and tanker sauce, all on a 10-inch bun.

    It is a combination of just about every menu item from Section 102's Gridiron Grill, and there wasn't an exact science to creating it. Sean Kavanaugh, executive chef with Craft Culinary Concepts, and his team just wanted to see what would fit.

    The cost? $75 and perhaps a greater cost to your arteries.

    The calories? Actually, we're not sure.

    "Haven't figured that out yet," Kavanaugh said. "Still counting, but got a lot of zeroes after it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    Holy crap. That's like three days worth of food all on one burger.

    https://www.azcentral.com/story/spor...018/926813002/
    Pretty sure that would last me more than three days haha. If you finish it in a half hour though is it free?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eskimo Brother View Post
    Pretty sure that would last me more than three days haha. If you finish it in a half hour though is it free?
    I only copied part of the story from the link but...

    The challenge? If you can finish this monster by yourself in under an hour, you'll be rewarded with an Arizona Cardinals jersey and your photo on the scoreboard. If Kavanaugh has his way, you might also snag a spot on the depth chart.
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    Default Re: Arizona Cardinals introduce 7lb Gridiron Burger, costing $75

    Forget about health wise, but does that even appeal to anyone? I could see if it was some massive burger but mixing all of that? Idk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roenick27 View Post
    Forget about health wise, but does that even appeal to anyone? I could see if it was some massive burger but mixing all of that? Idk.
    As soon as you call it a "challenge" in 'Merica, you get plenty of people saying "hold me beer, I got this....". People will step up to make fools of themselves to win anything in a challenge.
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    I understand they serve it with a Diet soft drink to counter balance the potential obesity issues.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grapes View Post
    I understand they serve it with a Diet soft drink to counter balance the potential obesity issues.
    Only in America
    *best be a diet coke

    I remember about 5 or 6 years ago there was a worker at McDonalds my brother and I knew ... we would always order the same type of meal ... burger fries (upsized) with a diet coke ... shes like "i knew it was you guys you are the only people here that do that" ROTFL

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    No wonder they don't want a better healthcare plan. They prefer challenges....

    It looks revolting and I love junk food, especially burgers. I don't know about the extra stuff in there... 75$?? Like getting a "free jersey" for a carnival game.. Hell, that's exactly what it is lol.
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    7lbs....seven.....that's ridiculous.

    I can do like 2lbs of wings, which is before cooking and has bone weight to it...holy. You know it's a lot of fries when it's measured in ounces, not in a size (s/m/l).

    20 slices of cheese. WTF. Does it say you can try eating it on the toilet? My lactose intolerism might come in handy for this challenge if there's 20 slices of cheese.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2014olympicgold View Post
    7lbs....seven.....that's ridiculous.

    I can do like 2lbs of wings, which is before cooking and has bone weight to it...holy. You know it's a lot of fries when it's measured in ounces, not in a size (s/m/l).

    20 slices of cheese. WTF. Does it say you can try eating it on the toilet? My lactose intolerism might come in handy for this challenge if there's 20 slices of cheese.
    lmao, I think after the 20 slices of cheese you'll be so backed up it will counteract the lactose intolerism
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    As soon as you call it a "challenge" in 'Merica, you get plenty of people saying "hold me beer, I got this....". People will step up to make fools of themselves to win anything in a challenge.
    Yes, because my first question to this burger was, why?

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    Too bad this wasn't in Green Bay... they could call it the Eddie Lacy Special.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PenguinHunter View Post
    Too bad this wasn't in Green Bay... they could call it the Eddie Lacy Special.
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    If you finish in under an hour, you are rewarded with instant diabetes and weeks of constipation. This is more calories than most of the homeless in this country consume in probably a month. The worst part is that most people who perform this "challenge" will end up throwing thousands upon thousands of calories into the garbage. Such a sad, sad waste.
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