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    This is pretty funny, but you have to watch almost the whole thing.


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    Man that girls landing must have hurt. Dam.

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    Man, I went into that thinking it was going to be fake but it looked pretty legitimate. It all seems too good to be true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by forumname View Post
    Man, I went into that thinking it was going to be fake but it looked pretty legitimate. It all seems too good to be true.
    All legit and has been making international news. Happened in Alberta. The two have been charged with using a stolen credit card, resisting arrest, assaulting a police officer, attempting to disarm a police officer and resisting arrest from someone aiding the police.


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    Bahahaha oh boy....
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    No offence, but that guy is lucky to be alive.
    You grab for an officers gun?
    You better be ready to eat it?
    Or was it a taser? Looks like he got razed? When he was going to throw that bag of Spitz at the officer?
    How f'd up do you need to be.
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    Girl fell hard enough from the vents that one of her shoes is just gone. Kudos to the dude for getting up so quick after getting tazed though. That's good recovery time. Also where did the girl think the vents went? Was she just hiding, or did she somehow think she was going to find a way outside? These are questions that I would need some of whatever drug those two were on to properly answer.

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    Oh man hilarious! The 2 minute mark had me laughing like crazy. The guy is lucky he didn't get shot, lunging at an officers weapon (it was a taser but no difference).

    I love how the girl gives us a close up before her impression of The Great Escape.
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    There is also a version where the Benny Hill music plays in the background. Icing on the cake.

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    Absolutely unbelievable!!
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    lol

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    Sounds good to Benny Hill. What a pair

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    they didn't even get charged for drugs. The girl takes her purse to the bathroom and then leaves it in there. For sure flushed them.
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    even better
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    Sounds good to Benny Hill. What a pair


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    According to the CBC, this all happened when the guy tried to buy a can of pop using a stolen credit card. A can of pop...

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