Lol well played Comish. Congrats on the 13k. One of the funniest (IF NOT THE) funniest posters on this forum.
I would like to congratulate myself for hitting the 13K mark. My Mom thinks I'm special, but a good percentage of my posts have been fluffy and sarcastic, which only adds to my enjoyment of this great site. Thanks for allowing me to be a part of this since 2007. My forum career goals are to eventually hit 500 posts in a month and 20,000 posts overall in my career. I am a Scorpio and enjoy long walks on the beach. As usual, I will rep every single person who posts in this thread. How could I not?
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
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Lol well played Comish. Congrats on the 13k. One of the funniest (IF NOT THE) funniest posters on this forum.
Ha. Your own, awesome. Love ya buddy and all the private chats since 2007. (Cause I've been a lurker mostly outside of the dark years where I felt I had to help with the posting when others had stopped). You and Fung have always been the best D evaluators ever for fantasy.
To a fellow 2007 member and an all around great guy: love the thread, love the company over the years, and appreciate the rep.. HaHaHa..
Zorro says "vote for Dobber"
Angus is my best friend at dobberhockey..
Lol nice post. Way to go Commish
Best self congratulation thread since praba perfected it. Just busting your balls praba and thanks for all the meaningless fluff comish.
Haha nice one. Congrats!
Bravo Zulu my friend! Congrats on another great milestone!
10 Team, Points Only, Cash League
25 Man Roster (no position), top 20 point getters count at end of month
Keep 20/25 at seasons end, Cut 5 to FA for redrafting
Goalie points W=2pt L=-1pt SHO=2pt
Stamkos, Tavares, Eichel, Mercer, JRobertson, RThomas, Kucherov, Nugent-Hopkins, Tuch, KConnor, Necas, Point, Konecny, SJarvis, Cozenz, Morrissey, Bouchard, Josi, Novak, Tolvanen, Peterka, Brink
G- Vasilevskiy, Sorokin, Oettinger
"Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but dont stare.. Unless you're wearing sunglasses."
Congratulations Comish! Great having you here.
PS There just has to be someone out there that enjoys long walks on the beach, so hang in there. I suggest you actually go for long walks on the beach, (find a long beach) and it would just be a matter of time before you meet someone. Make sure to brag about your 13,000 posts. Good luck.
Congrats man. I literally just rep'd you for making me laugh in the hockey snob thread. And then you did this... Great stuff.
Set roster weekly in H2H (Mon to Sun) - 16 Teams - start 6F, 3D, and 1G per week - Keep 2
Points: 2 G / 2 A / 1 PPG / 1 PPA / 1 Hat Trick / 1 SHG / 1 SHA / 1 GWG - 3 Goalie Win / 2 Goalie Loss in SO or OT / 5 goalie SO
Forwards:
C. McDavid, N. Kucherov, R. O'Reilly, J. Schwartz, J. Toews, J. Huberdeau, T. Toffoli, M. Granlund
Defense:
B. Burns, J. Klingberg, R. Josi, J. Slavin
Goalie:
J. Binnington
IR (2 max):
Great work, Commish. I've been tempted to call you the Big C, but too many negative connotations. Congrats!
Bottleneckers (12/16 in 2022)
16 team, points only. G: 2-W, 4-SO.
Top 9F, 4D & 1G . Keep 15, Max 23
F: J. Robertson, J. Hughes, Tavares, Lafreniere, Cozens, Newhook, Teravainen, Domi, R. Strome, Laine, Rossi, Raymond, Holtz, Perfetti
D: Bouchard, McAvoy, Morrissey, Heiskanen
G: Vasilevskiy
Ha, love this. Congrats!
12 teams, Yahoo H2H, daily, keep 5.
3C, 3LW, 3RW, 6D, 2G, 5BN, IR+
G, A, P, +/-, PIM, PPP, SHP, GWG, SOG, FW, HIT, BLK
W, GAA, SA, SV%, SHO
C: McDavid, MacKinnon, Eichel, Pettersson
LW: M.Tkachuk (+RW), Zucker (+RW), Coleman (+RW), N.Foligno (+C)
RW: Kucherov, Svechnikov (+LW), W.Nylander (+C), Kassian
D: Karlsson, Hughes,Doughty, Ekblad, Hronek, McNabb, Cernak
G: Lehner, Grubauer, Francouz
IR+:
That is why there is only ONE Comish - well played sir...and congratulations!
WHL - 24tm multicast salary partial keeper
19 Active / 6 Reserve / 15 Minors
3C/3LW/3RW/3F/6D/1G
Skaters: G/ A/ +/- /PIM/SOG/PPP/Hit/Blk/FOW-C
Goalies: GS/W/OL/GAA/SV%/SV/SHO/ShL/A
Congrats mang- thats a heck of a milestone. Entering grizzled vet status :P
Sorry I’m late to the party (that you threw for yourself, lol)!
Congrats on your latest milestone and keep up the knowledgeable, funny and witty contributions!
Keeper league 14 teams (H2H, 20 active players keep 16 NHLers, 16 minors)
Scoring Cats: G-A-PTS-PPG-PPA-(+/-)-HITS-BLK-SHP-SOG-FOW-GWG / W-L-SVS-SV%-GAA-SO
C- Crosby, Barzal, Bennett, Schmaltz, Novak
W- Forsberg, Batherson, Nichuskin, Tuch, Konecny, Maccelli, Sharangovich, Bertuzzi, Kaliyev, Neighbours, Reichel
D- Carlson, Rielly, Klingberg
G- Hellebuyck, Demko, Merzlikins, Vejmelka
Minors:
F: Fantilli, Cooley, Bourgault, Perreault, Cowan, Ohgren, N. Foote, Goyette, Iskhakov, Denisenko, Tracey
D: Simashev, Willander, Lambos
G: Schmidt, Rodrigue, DiPietro, Gaudreau, McKay